Eosin the Red
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[OT – Inspired By FieryJames] New D20 Product Announced!
Eosin the Red has formally announces that he has gone into the D20 market with a new and unusual GM aide. Tired of players who fail to show or too few gamers of quality? Eosin’s new product just might be the right item to bring new life into your game. Our production line is geared up and is currently cranking out the second prototype of the ideal gamer. In a recent interview he stated, “true the initial out lay in time, and the labor involved in the molding process can be quite daunting. Our first model, called the Connor has performed remarkably well over the last 19 months. We expect the second model, the David, to exceed our expectations.”
He went on to say that fears of a labor strike were being blown out of proportion by his business rivals. The recent Unionization of Women Intending to Forcibly Evict Eosin (known as W.I.F.E.E) has made investors nervous. Though, he quickly noted that he would beat Fiery James, Fiery Jason, Chairman Kaga, & The Old One to the market. Surprisingly, he gave a solid date of 06/05/2002 for a shelf date in selected markets. “The next 36 hours are going to be busy. Our publicist decided an announcement with a little lead time would be the wisest course.” W.I.F.E.E. released a recent policy statement indicating their firm disapproval of posting to ENWorld during the final stages of product development. The Labor involved in the production of the David is likely to be involved; if the upper management leaves during this process, the head of the local union confided that “there will be hell to pay”.
While rumors persist about a fierce rivalry between the parties, Eosin denies this as “rumor mongering. Our product is considerably different from those produced by Fiery Dragon.” He refused to comment on the Old One or Chairman Kaga’s recent announcements, except to say that he wishes everyone great success in their endeavors!
There could not be a better time to see so many diverse individuals exploring the OGL in creative ways!
Due to recent factory difficulties, Eosin the Red’s attention has been elsewhere. He apologizes in advance if any “competitors” were left off of the list.
FWIW - I did show this to my wife and she did not kill me?
Eosin the Red has formally announces that he has gone into the D20 market with a new and unusual GM aide. Tired of players who fail to show or too few gamers of quality? Eosin’s new product just might be the right item to bring new life into your game. Our production line is geared up and is currently cranking out the second prototype of the ideal gamer. In a recent interview he stated, “true the initial out lay in time, and the labor involved in the molding process can be quite daunting. Our first model, called the Connor has performed remarkably well over the last 19 months. We expect the second model, the David, to exceed our expectations.”
He went on to say that fears of a labor strike were being blown out of proportion by his business rivals. The recent Unionization of Women Intending to Forcibly Evict Eosin (known as W.I.F.E.E) has made investors nervous. Though, he quickly noted that he would beat Fiery James, Fiery Jason, Chairman Kaga, & The Old One to the market. Surprisingly, he gave a solid date of 06/05/2002 for a shelf date in selected markets. “The next 36 hours are going to be busy. Our publicist decided an announcement with a little lead time would be the wisest course.” W.I.F.E.E. released a recent policy statement indicating their firm disapproval of posting to ENWorld during the final stages of product development. The Labor involved in the production of the David is likely to be involved; if the upper management leaves during this process, the head of the local union confided that “there will be hell to pay”.
While rumors persist about a fierce rivalry between the parties, Eosin denies this as “rumor mongering. Our product is considerably different from those produced by Fiery Dragon.” He refused to comment on the Old One or Chairman Kaga’s recent announcements, except to say that he wishes everyone great success in their endeavors!
There could not be a better time to see so many diverse individuals exploring the OGL in creative ways!
Due to recent factory difficulties, Eosin the Red’s attention has been elsewhere. He apologizes in advance if any “competitors” were left off of the list.
FWIW - I did show this to my wife and she did not kill me?
