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Message: <blockquote data-quote="caudor" data-source="post: 562247" data-attributes="member: 8367">A wizard, a bard, and a barbarian were running through the woods, having just escaped from the Bandit King's lair.  However, a band of the Bandit King's half-orc grunts were hot on their heels, tracking the three with hunting dogs."They are too close...quick!", whispered the wizard.  "Everyone up a tree."So up a tree they went, each up a separate tree.  A few minutes later, the hunting dogs came upon the wizard's tree and starting barking and scratching on it.  Cleverly, the wizard made a noise "Tweet Tweet.  Tweet Tweet.""Ah, it is just a bird.  Move on!", grumbled the half-orc leader.  So they moved on.Next, the dogs came upon the bard's tree.  Following the wizard's lead, he made a noise as well:  "Hoot Hoot.  Hoot Hoot.""Ah, it is just an owl", growled the half-orc leader.  "Move on!"Finally, they came upon the barbarian's tree.  Following the lead of his companions, the barbarian decided to make a noise himself."Moo.  Moo.  Moooooooo!!!!"</blockquote>