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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Ashrem Bayle" data-source="post: 569397" data-attributes="member: 3103">A man who had been very bad in his life leaps from a building and catches his left nostril on a nail on the way down...He is killed instantly...He appears on a beutifully manicured golf course. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and beutiful nude woman wonder the course serving people their drinks and snacks."Wow", the guy says.He turns suddenly to find a man in a tailor made suit looking at him. Extending his hand, the man says, "Hi. I'm Satan."The Man: Satan? What are you doing in heaven?Satan: This is hell laddy.The Man: Hell? This is great! Where is all the fire and brimstone?Satan: We've been here a while. We decided to renovate.The Man: Oh..... cool. Well this is nice.Satan: It gets better. Tell me laddy, do you like beutiful women?The Man: Yes! I love beutiful women.Satan: The you are going to LOVE Mondays! Do you like to drink?The Man:Yes! I love to drink!Satan: Well then. You are going to LOVE Tuesdays! Do you like drugs!The Man:Yes! I love all kinds of drugs!Satan: Well then. You are going to LOVE Wednesdays! Do you huge big fat bald sweaty gay men?The Man: Lord no!Satan: Oh.... You're not going to like Thursdays then.</blockquote>