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<blockquote data-quote="Sixchan" data-source="post: 572213" data-attributes="member: 9189">I still don't get it.<img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f615.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":confused:" title="Confused&nbsp; &nbsp; :confused:"&nbsp; data-smilie="5"data-shortname=":confused:" /> Maybe I just have a very strange sense of humour.===General Joe Whigham is ordered by the Secretary of Defense togather together a Navy Lieutenant and Captains from the Army, Marine Corps, and Air Force to discover why the services have trouble communicating with each other. He begins by saying that their first project task is to &quot;secure&quot; a certain building, if each asks each of them to go home and prepare a list of steps for the project management plan and bring them to the meeting the next morning.The Navy Lieutenant calls his Master Chief and says:Tell those swabs to:-- Unplug the coffeepots-- Turn off the computers-- Turn out the lights-- Lock the doors and leave the building unoccupiedThe Army Captain has his list in his notepad:-- Assemble the company-- Appoint guard mount and Sergeant of the Guard-- Take control of all exits-- Make sure no one gets into the building without a passThe Marine Corps Captain writes down her steps on palm of her-- Assemble the platoon and supplies-- Approach the building along three axes-- Bring the building under mortar and SAW fire-- Assault the building under covering fire-- Sequester surviving prisoners-- Establish lanes of fire-- Prepare artillery calls-- Repel counterattacksThe Air Force Captain types his list into his laptop:-- Contact real estate agent-- Negotiate 1-year lease-- Be sure to get option to buy.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Sixchan, post: 572213, member: 9189"] I still don't get it.:confused: Maybe I just have a very strange sense of humour. === General Joe Whigham is ordered by the Secretary of Defense togather together a Navy Lieutenant and Captains from the Army, Marine Corps, and Air Force to discover why the services have trouble communicating with each other. He begins by saying that their first project task is to "secure" a certain building, if each asks each of them to go home and prepare a list of steps for the project management plan and bring them to the meeting the next morning. The Navy Lieutenant calls his Master Chief and says: Tell those swabs to: -- Unplug the coffeepots -- Turn off the computers -- Turn out the lights -- Lock the doors and leave the building unoccupied The Army Captain has his list in his notepad: -- Assemble the company -- Appoint guard mount and Sergeant of the Guard -- Take control of all exits -- Make sure no one gets into the building without a pass The Marine Corps Captain writes down her steps on palm of her -- Assemble the platoon and supplies -- Approach the building along three axes -- Bring the building under mortar and SAW fire -- Assault the building under covering fire -- Sequester surviving prisoners -- Establish lanes of fire -- Prepare artillery calls -- Repel counterattacks The Air Force Captain types his list into his laptop: -- Contact real estate agent -- Negotiate 1-year lease -- Be sure to get option to buy. [/QUOTE]

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