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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Hand of Evil" data-source="post: 572261" data-attributes="member: 371">Long joke, say it out load if you can.  <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" />  Risk edit by Eric’s grandmother!  There once a big brown bear from Boise that wanted a beer, so he went to his local bar and said to the bartender, “I’m a big brown bear from Boise and I want a beer.”  The bartender looked at the big brown bear from Boise and says, “I’m sorry, we do not serve big brown bears from Boise beers in this bar.”The big brown bear from Boise looks at the bartender and says, “I don’t think you understand bartender, I’m a big brown bear from Boise and I want a beer now!”The bartender looked at the big brown bear from Boise and says, “I’m sorry, we do not serve big brown bears from Boise beer in this bar.”The big brown bear from Boise looks at the bartender and says, “I don’t think you understand bartender, I’m a big brown bear from Boise and I want a beer now and if I do not get one I will eat this barstool!”The bartender looked at the big brown bear from Boise and says, “I’m sorry, we do not serve big brown bears from Boise beer in this bar, even if they eat a barstool.”The big brown bear from Boise looks at the bartender, grabs the barstool and eats it, turns to the bartender and says, “I’m a big brown bear from Boise that just ate a barstool and I want a beer now!”The bartender looked at the big brown bear from Boise and says, “I’m sorry, we do not serve big brown bears from Boise beer in this bar.”The big brown bear from Boise looks at the bartender and says, “I don’t think you understand bartender, I’m a big brown bear from Boise that just ate a barstool and I want a beer now and if I do not get one I will go to the end of the bar and eat that bitch!”The bartender looked at the big brown bear from Boise and says, “I’m sorry, we do not serve big brown bears from Boise beer in this bar, even if they eat a barstool and even if that eat the bitch at the end of the bar.”The big brown bear from Boise looks at the bartender; go to the end of the bar grabs the woman and eats her!  Turns to the bartender and says, “I’m a big brown bear from Boise that just ate a barstool, the bitch at the end of the bar and I want a beer now!”The bartender looked at the big brown bear from Boise and says, “I’m sorry, we do not serve drug addicts beer in this bar.”The big brown bear from Boise looks at the bartender in confusion and says “drug addict?  I am a big brown bear from Boise, not a drug addict?”The bartender looked at the big brown bear from Boise and says, “I’m sorry, but wasn’t that a bar-bitch-you-ate.”I did not say it was a good joke!</blockquote>

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