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<blockquote data-quote="hunter2112" data-source="post: 636907" data-attributes="member: 9487">Jesus, Moses and an old man are playing golf.Moses tees off first and hooks his ball into a water trap.&nbsp; Not much of a problem for him as he simply parts the water, walks up to the ball and chips it out.Jesus is next and he also hooks it into the water.&nbsp; Not a problem for him either of course as he just walks across the water to the ball and takes his next shot.Finally it's the old man's turn.&nbsp; He tees off and hooks it towards the water as well.&nbsp; Just as the ball is about to hit the water, a fish leaps out and bites it.&nbsp; As the fish is diving back into the water, a hawk swoops down and snatches the fish.&nbsp; As the hawk flies away, a young boy with a slingshot steps out from behind a tree and hits the hawk, causing it to drop the fish.&nbsp; The fish lands on the green and the ball pops out of its mouth.&nbsp; The ball rolls across the green and into the hole.Jesus turns to the old man and says, &quot;Nice shot Dad. Now quit messing around and play golf.&quot;been using that one for years</blockquote>

[QUOTE="hunter2112, post: 636907, member: 9487"] Jesus, Moses and an old man are playing golf. Moses tees off first and hooks his ball into a water trap. Not much of a problem for him as he simply parts the water, walks up to the ball and chips it out. Jesus is next and he also hooks it into the water. Not a problem for him either of course as he just walks across the water to the ball and takes his next shot. Finally it's the old man's turn. He tees off and hooks it towards the water as well. Just as the ball is about to hit the water, a fish leaps out and bites it. As the fish is diving back into the water, a hawk swoops down and snatches the fish. As the hawk flies away, a young boy with a slingshot steps out from behind a tree and hits the hawk, causing it to drop the fish. The fish lands on the green and the ball pops out of its mouth. The ball rolls across the green and into the hole. Jesus turns to the old man and says, "Nice shot Dad. Now quit messing around and play golf." been using that one for years [/QUOTE]

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