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<blockquote data-quote="Eridanis" data-source="post: 651058" data-attributes="member: 275"><p><strong>With Apologies to Prof. Peter Schikele</strong></p><p></p><p>One morning at the aquarium, the chief animal keeper calls her assistant into her office in a panic.</p><p></p><p>"Have you seen the dolphin tank today?" she asks.</p><p></p><p>"No," replies her assistant.</p><p></p><p>"We have a bunch of elementary school groups coming through here on tour today, and the dolphins are ... shall I say ... in a very amourous mood today for some reason. We can't have that going on, so we need to take care of it. As you know, the only anti-aphrodesiac for dolphins is the meat of baby seagulls. Now, take this bag, go down to the shore, grab some gulls, and hurry on back."</p><p></p><p>As he turns to go, she stops him. "Oh, by the way. be careful. A lion just escaped from the state zoo this morning. You should be OK, though." She kicks him out the door.</p><p></p><p>Well, he walks through the woods and goes down to the shore. No lions in sight. He grabs some seagulls. No problem. He heads on back, but as he turns the corner, what does he see... but the lion. Asleep in the middle of the path.</p><p></p><p>Well, this makes him pause. But he needs to get back to the aquarium, and the beast seem quite peaceful, so... he steps over the lion.</p><p></p><p>Lion doesn't wake up.</p><p></p><p>So, off he goes - but before he take three steps, a policeman steps out from behind a tree and stops him: "You're under arrest!"</p><p></p><p>"Pardon me officer, but what's the charge?"</p><p></p><p>"Transporting young gulls across a state lion for immoral porpoises."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Eridanis, post: 651058, member: 275"] [b]With Apologies to Prof. Peter Schikele[/b] One morning at the aquarium, the chief animal keeper calls her assistant into her office in a panic. "Have you seen the dolphin tank today?" she asks. "No," replies her assistant. "We have a bunch of elementary school groups coming through here on tour today, and the dolphins are ... shall I say ... in a very amourous mood today for some reason. We can't have that going on, so we need to take care of it. As you know, the only anti-aphrodesiac for dolphins is the meat of baby seagulls. Now, take this bag, go down to the shore, grab some gulls, and hurry on back." As he turns to go, she stops him. "Oh, by the way. be careful. A lion just escaped from the state zoo this morning. You should be OK, though." She kicks him out the door. Well, he walks through the woods and goes down to the shore. No lions in sight. He grabs some seagulls. No problem. He heads on back, but as he turns the corner, what does he see... but the lion. Asleep in the middle of the path. Well, this makes him pause. But he needs to get back to the aquarium, and the beast seem quite peaceful, so... he steps over the lion. Lion doesn't wake up. So, off he goes - but before he take three steps, a policeman steps out from behind a tree and stops him: "You're under arrest!" "Pardon me officer, but what's the charge?" "Transporting young gulls across a state lion for immoral porpoises." [/QUOTE]
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