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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Aluvial" data-source="post: 703622" data-attributes="member: 6862">Cinderella is cleaning the fireplace and comes across an invitation to a ball stating that all single women in the land should attend it by royale decree.  Unfortunately the ball is that very evening and since her evil step-sisters have left the invitation for her to eventually fine in the ahses...  Cinderella cries and cries until...<<<POOF>>>The fairy godmother appears and in her goodness decides to assist poor Cinderella...  "Dry your eyes dear.  Whatever could be the matter?"Cinderella replies, "There is a ball tonight but my evil step-sisters hid the invitation and now I can't gooooo..."The fairy godmother says, "Don't worry Cinderella, come outside with me and I will get you to the ball in time."  With a wave of her crystal wand the fairy godmother turns the hay wagon and nag into a beautiful carriage, and noble steed!Cinderella looks impressed but begins to cry again, "But fairy godmother, I don't have a thing to wear!"The fairy godmother looks her over and tells Cinderella, "Don't worry dear, I can fix that."  With a wave of the wand she changes the soiled rag of a dress that Cinderella is wearing to a beautiful white gown with lace and sparkling fairy dust.  All of the princesses in the land did not have as beautiful of a gown.Cinderella was extremely happy but a frown loomed over her face...  The fairy godmother asked her, "My word child.  You have found the invitation, you have a carriage and the swiftest of horses, and a gown that cannot be duplicated.  Whatever could be the problem?"Cinderella then blushed and leaned into the fairy godmother and whispered, "I have the monthly visitor fairy godmother.  I don't want to ruin the carriage or this beautiful dress."The fairy godmother gave Cinderella a warm smile and said, "Don't worry yourself dear, I can fix that too."  The fairy godmother then moved to a nearby pumkin patch and waved her wand...   <<<pop>>>  and the pumpkin turned into a tampon.  The fairy godmother then gave it to Cinderella who is so happy she kisses the fairy godmother on the cheek and hops into the carriage...  The fairy godmother then leaned into the carriage window and said, "Cinderella my magic is good and white.  You must return home be midnight, for then my magic wanes and all that I've wrought will return to the way it started."Cinderella promises to be home well before midnight and the horse and carriage pull off for the swift ride to the castle and the royale ball.  The fairy godmother yelled after her then, "Don't forget Cinderella, be home at midnight!  Have fun dear!"Cinderella is off to the ball.  The fairy godmother decides that she better stay around until Cinderella returns, just in case there is trouble for the girl at the dance.  Not to long after the hour of midnight approaches and Cinderella is nowhere to be seen.  The fairy godmother doesn't worry though because she knows that Cinderella will keep her promise.  But the minutes passed, and before long there was the chiming of the clock in the hall.  Midnight and NO Cinderella!  The fairy godmother went outside and began to pace, looking over the horizon for the girl.  But Cinderella did not return that hour or the next.  By now the fairy godmother was completely distraught.  Where could she be?  It was two in the morning.  Perhaps there was an accident...  At three-thirty in the morning the fairy godmother finally hears a horse's hooves on the lane.  As the old woman ran down the lane to see who it was, she notices the old nag pulling the hay wagon...  The fairy godmother started yelling, "Cinderella, Cinderella, are you there?  Are you OK!?"  As she reaches the back of the wagon she sees Cinderella sleeping in the hay her hair all amiss.  "Cinderella where have you been?  I've been worried sick!  You were supposed to be home hours ago..."  Cinderella props herself up on one elbow in the hay and with a dreamy smile responds, "Oh, fairy godmother.  The ball was just like a dream, and I met the nicest guy.  Have you ever met him?  His name is Peter Peter."Aluvial</blockquote>

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