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<blockquote data-quote="Airwolf" data-source="post: 802978" data-attributes="member: 2905"><p>The screams of agony aren't loud enough so here is more:</p><p></p><p>Why did the chicken cross the road? </p><p>Source: Sid Burns </p><p></p><p>PAT BUCHANAN: </p><p>To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. </p><p></p><p>DR. SEUSS: </p><p>Did the chicken cross the road? </p><p>Did he cross it with a toad? </p><p>Yes! </p><p>The chicken crossed the road, </p><p>but why it crossed, </p><p>I've not been told! </p><p></p><p>ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain. </p><p></p><p>MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: </p><p>I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without</p><p>having their motives called into question.</p><p></p><p>GRANDPA: </p><p>In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us</p><p>that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.</p><p></p><p>ARISTOTLE: </p><p>It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. </p><p></p><p>KARL MARX: </p><p>It was a historical inevitability. </p><p></p><p>SADDAM HUSSAIN: </p><p>This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in</p><p>dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.</p><p></p><p>RONALD REAGAN: </p><p>What chicken? </p><p></p><p>CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: </p><p>To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. </p><p></p><p>FOX MULDER: </p><p>You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have</p><p>to cross before you believe it?</p><p></p><p>FREUD: </p><p>The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road</p><p>reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.</p><p></p><p>BILL GATES: </p><p>I have just released eChicken 98, which will not only cross roads, but</p><p>will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook -</p><p>and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of theChicken.</p><p></p><p>EINSTEIN: </p><p>Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the</p><p>chicken?</p><p></p><p>BILL CLINTON: </p><p>I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken?</p><p>Could you define chicken please?</p><p></p><p>LOUIS FARRAKHAN: </p><p>The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the</p><p>"black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.</p><p></p><p>THE BIBLE: </p><p>And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken,"Thou</p><p>shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was</p><p>much rejoicing.</p><p></p><p>COLONEL SANDERS: </p><p>I missed one? </p><p></p><p></p><p>Regards,</p><p>Airwolf</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Airwolf, post: 802978, member: 2905"] The screams of agony aren't loud enough so here is more: Why did the chicken cross the road? Source: Sid Burns PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told! ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability. SADDAM HUSSAIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. RONALD REAGAN: What chicken? CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it? FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of theChicken. EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please? LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down. THE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken,"Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one? Regards, Airwolf [/QUOTE]
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