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<blockquote data-quote="Airwolf" data-source="post: 803060" data-attributes="member: 2905"><p>Let's all learn to speak like the Europeans!</p><p></p><p></p><p>The European Union Commissioners have announced that agreement has been</p><p>reached to adopt ENGLISH as the preferred language for European</p><p>communications, rather than GERMAN, which was the other possibility. As</p><p>part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English</p><p>spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased</p><p>plan for what will be known as Euro-English (Euro for short). In the</p><p>first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil</p><p>servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be</p><p>replased with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters</p><p>kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the</p><p>sekond year, when the ? troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This</p><p>will make words like "fotograf" 20 persent shorter. In the third year,</p><p>publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage</p><p>where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the</p><p>removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to aku-rate</p><p>speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the</p><p>languag is disgrasful, and they would go. By the fourth year, peopl wil</p><p>be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by "v". During</p><p>ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou",</p><p>and simlar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.</p><p>After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no</p><p>mor trubls or difikultis und evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech</p><p>ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru.!!!! Ve vil al haf to relern</p><p>schpeling. Bt Ve r zur yu vil lik dis!</p><p></p><p></p><p>Regards,</p><p>Airwolf</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Airwolf, post: 803060, member: 2905"] Let's all learn to speak like the Europeans! The European Union Commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt ENGLISH as the preferred language for European communications, rather than GERMAN, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as Euro-English (Euro for short). In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replased with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the ? troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 persent shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to aku-rate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go. By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and simlar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis und evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru.!!!! Ve vil al haf to relern schpeling. Bt Ve r zur yu vil lik dis! Regards, Airwolf [/QUOTE]
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