Upgrade your account to a Community Supporter account and remove most of the site ads.
Rocket your D&D 5E and Level Up: Advanced 5E games into space! Alpha Star Magazine Is Launching... Right Now!

Reply to thread

Message: <blockquote data-quote="Airwolf" data-source="post: 803069" data-attributes="member: 2905">Some days you get the refrigerator and some days the refrigerator gets you!THREE MEN IN HEAVEN.....     Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day.  Apparently ithad been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one,"Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admitonly people who have had particularly horrible deaths.  So what's yourstory?"     So the first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife hasbeen cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch herred-handed.  As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tellsomething was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where thisother guy could have been hiding.  Finally, I went out to the balcony, andsure enough, there was this man     hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground!  By now I was really mad,so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, hewouldn't fall off.  So finally I went back into my apartment and got ahammer and starting hammering on his fingers.  Of course, he couldn'tstand that for long, so he let go and fell -- but even after 25 stories,he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay.  I couldn't stand it anymore,so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edgewhere it landed on him, killing him instantly.  But all the stress andanger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony."     "That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in.     The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story.     "It's been a very strange day.  You see, I live on the 26th floor of myapartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony.Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell overthe edge.  But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on thefloor below me.  I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenlythis man burst out onto the balcony.  I thought for sure I was saved, whenhe started beating on me and kicking.  I held on the best I could until heran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on myhands.  Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into thebushes below, stunned but all right.  Just when I was thinking I was goingto be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes meinstantly, and now I'm here."     Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.     The third man came to the front of the line, and again Peter explainedthat heaven was full and asked for his story.     "Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding naked inside arefrigerator...."     Regards,Airwolf</blockquote>

Verification