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<blockquote data-quote="333 Dave" data-source="post: 962525" data-attributes="member: 3070">There once was a frog by the name of Benny. Benny got jealous of all the humans with big full beards, so he prayes to God &quot;God, can I grow a beard like humans do? It's all I want!&quot; and God says &quot;OK Benny, but you must promise to never shave it!.&quot;So Benny grows a nice thick beard. But it itches terribly and he just gets fed up and shaves it off. God notices this, and says &quot;Benny, didn't I tell you to never shave your beard? I'll give you this one chance, but if you do it again I'll turn you into an urn!&quot; to which Benny says &quot;Oh thank you Lord for being so forgiving. I know I shouldn't throw away your gifts!&quot;.But as his beard grows out again Benny forgets his promise to God.&nbsp; And it is really really itchy. So he shaves it off again. God says to this &quot;I warned you Benny!&quot; and turns the poor frog into an urn.The moral of the story? A Benny shaved is a Benny urned.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="333 Dave, post: 962525, member: 3070"] There once was a frog by the name of Benny. Benny got jealous of all the humans with big full beards, so he prayes to God "God, can I grow a beard like humans do? It's all I want!" and God says "OK Benny, but you must promise to never shave it!." So Benny grows a nice thick beard. But it itches terribly and he just gets fed up and shaves it off. God notices this, and says "Benny, didn't I tell you to never shave your beard? I'll give you this one chance, but if you do it again I'll turn you into an urn!" to which Benny says "Oh thank you Lord for being so forgiving. I know I shouldn't throw away your gifts!". But as his beard grows out again Benny forgets his promise to God. And it is really really itchy. So he shaves it off again. God says to this "I warned you Benny!" and turns the poor frog into an urn. The moral of the story? A Benny shaved is a Benny urned. [/QUOTE]

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