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<blockquote data-quote="buzzard" data-source="post: 964670" data-attributes="member: 3003">A cowboy riding the range is captured by a band of desperados. However, the leader of this band fancies himself to be rather like a noble bandit, so he offers the captured cowboy a boon. &quot;I'm gonna give you three last requests, and to be especially generous, they will be on three successive days, but then of course we will have to kill you since our reputation depends on it.&quot;&nbsp;&quot;Reckon that's more than fair&quot; Replies the cowhand. &quot;Well, so what is your first request?&quot; queries the bandit.&quot;Let me see mah horse&quot; And the horse is brought to the cowboy, but not in a way where he would be able to escape. The cowboy walks up to the horse and whispers in it's ear. The horse runs off into the distance. Eventually the horse comes back with a beautiful blonde on it's back. The cowboy helps the blonde dismount, and they retreat to a tent from which sounds of lovemaking issue. The next day, the process is once again followed where the cowboy is asked for his request.&quot;Let me see mah horse.&quot;Again, the cowboy walks up to the horse and whispers in it's ear. It again runs off into the distance. in due time the horse comes back with a ravishing redhead on it's back. The cowboy leads her into a tent, and the sounds of whoopie are issued forth.By this time the bandits are all quite suitably impressed, and have begun to jockey for who will claim the horse once they have disposed of the owner. In fact, they are quite eager to see the results of the last request. The third day comes, and once more the horse is lead up to it's owner. This time, the cowboy's reaction is a bit different. He grabs the horse, one hand behind each ear and brings it's eyes on a level with his own, staring deeply into the eyes. &quot;You stupid horse I said bring me a POSSE!!!! POSSE!!!!&quot;buzzard</blockquote>

[QUOTE="buzzard, post: 964670, member: 3003"] A cowboy riding the range is captured by a band of desperados. However, the leader of this band fancies himself to be rather like a noble bandit, so he offers the captured cowboy a boon. "I'm gonna give you three last requests, and to be especially generous, they will be on three successive days, but then of course we will have to kill you since our reputation depends on it." "Reckon that's more than fair" Replies the cowhand. "Well, so what is your first request?" queries the bandit. "Let me see mah horse" And the horse is brought to the cowboy, but not in a way where he would be able to escape. The cowboy walks up to the horse and whispers in it's ear. The horse runs off into the distance. Eventually the horse comes back with a beautiful blonde on it's back. The cowboy helps the blonde dismount, and they retreat to a tent from which sounds of lovemaking issue. The next day, the process is once again followed where the cowboy is asked for his request. "Let me see mah horse." Again, the cowboy walks up to the horse and whispers in it's ear. It again runs off into the distance. in due time the horse comes back with a ravishing redhead on it's back. The cowboy leads her into a tent, and the sounds of whoopie are issued forth. By this time the bandits are all quite suitably impressed, and have begun to jockey for who will claim the horse once they have disposed of the owner. In fact, they are quite eager to see the results of the last request. The third day comes, and once more the horse is lead up to it's owner. This time, the cowboy's reaction is a bit different. He grabs the horse, one hand behind each ear and brings it's eyes on a level with his own, staring deeply into the eyes. "You stupid horse I said bring me a POSSE!!!! POSSE!!!!" buzzard [/QUOTE]

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