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[OT] Arr! It be National Talk Like a Pirate Day!
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<blockquote data-quote="Welverin" data-source="post: 378350" data-attributes="member: 433"><p><strong>The Last Saskatchewan Pirate</strong></p><p></p><p><a href="http://artists.mp3s.com/artist_song/547/547030.html" target="_blank">This here be the best pirate song ever.</a></p><p></p><p>Here be the lyrics so ye can sing along:</p><p></p><p>I used to be a farmer and I made a living fine</p><p>I had a little stretch of land along the C.P. line</p><p>But 'though I tried and tried the money wasn't there</p><p>And bankers came and took my land and told me fair is fair</p><p>I looked for every kind of job the answer always no</p><p>"Hire you now?" they'd always laugh, "we just let twenty go."</p><p>The government they promised me a measly little sum</p><p>But I've got too much pride to end up just another bum</p><p>Then I thought who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone</p><p>I'm gonna be a pirate on the river Saskatchewan</p><p></p><p>CHORUS:</p><p></p><p>And it's a heave-ho, high ho, coming down the plains</p><p>Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains</p><p>And it's a ho hey, high hey, farmers bar your doors</p><p>When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores</p><p></p><p>Well you'd think the local farmers would know that I'm at large</p><p>But just the other day I sank an unprotected barge</p><p>I snuck up right behind me and they were none the wiser</p><p>I rammed their ship and sank it and I stole their fertilizer</p><p>A bridge outside of Moosejaw spans a mighty river</p><p>Farmers cross in so much fear their stomachs are a-quiver</p><p>Cuz they know that Tractor Jack is waiting in the bay</p><p>I'll jump the bridge and knock them cold and sail off with their hay</p><p></p><p>CHORUS</p><p></p><p>Well, Mountie Bob he chased me he was always at my throat</p><p>He'd follow on the shoreline cuz he didn't own a boat</p><p>But cutbacks were a-coming so the Mountie lost his job</p><p>And now he's sailing with me and we call him Salty Bob</p><p>A swinging sword, a skull and bones and pleasant company</p><p>I never pay my income tax and screw the G.S.T.</p><p>Prince Albert down to Saskatoon, the terror of the sea</p><p>If you want to reacht he co-op, you gotta get by me</p><p></p><p>CHORUS</p><p></p><p>Well, pirate life's appealing but you don't just find it here</p><p>I heard that in Alberta there's a band of buccaneers</p><p>They roam the Athabasca from Smith to Fort Mackay</p><p>And you're bound to lose your stetson if you have to pass their way</p><p>Winter is a-coming and a chill is in the breeze</p><p>My pirate days are over when the river starts to freeze</p><p>I'll be back in springtime but now I have to go</p><p>I hear there's lot of plundering down in New Mexico</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Welverin, post: 378350, member: 433"] [b]The Last Saskatchewan Pirate[/b] [URL=http://artists.mp3s.com/artist_song/547/547030.html]This here be the best pirate song ever.[/URL] Here be the lyrics so ye can sing along: I used to be a farmer and I made a living fine I had a little stretch of land along the C.P. line But 'though I tried and tried the money wasn't there And bankers came and took my land and told me fair is fair I looked for every kind of job the answer always no "Hire you now?" they'd always laugh, "we just let twenty go." The government they promised me a measly little sum But I've got too much pride to end up just another bum Then I thought who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone I'm gonna be a pirate on the river Saskatchewan CHORUS: And it's a heave-ho, high ho, coming down the plains Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains And it's a ho hey, high hey, farmers bar your doors When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores Well you'd think the local farmers would know that I'm at large But just the other day I sank an unprotected barge I snuck up right behind me and they were none the wiser I rammed their ship and sank it and I stole their fertilizer A bridge outside of Moosejaw spans a mighty river Farmers cross in so much fear their stomachs are a-quiver Cuz they know that Tractor Jack is waiting in the bay I'll jump the bridge and knock them cold and sail off with their hay CHORUS Well, Mountie Bob he chased me he was always at my throat He'd follow on the shoreline cuz he didn't own a boat But cutbacks were a-coming so the Mountie lost his job And now he's sailing with me and we call him Salty Bob A swinging sword, a skull and bones and pleasant company I never pay my income tax and screw the G.S.T. Prince Albert down to Saskatoon, the terror of the sea If you want to reacht he co-op, you gotta get by me CHORUS Well, pirate life's appealing but you don't just find it here I heard that in Alberta there's a band of buccaneers They roam the Athabasca from Smith to Fort Mackay And you're bound to lose your stetson if you have to pass their way Winter is a-coming and a chill is in the breeze My pirate days are over when the river starts to freeze I'll be back in springtime but now I have to go I hear there's lot of plundering down in New Mexico [/QUOTE]
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