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<blockquote data-quote="Eosin the Red" data-source="post: 849427" data-attributes="member: 168"><p>If you think morons call up tech support frequently with queer problems - you should try providing medical advice to the general public on the phone.</p><p></p><p>"Yes sir, that is correct. You may not use deep heating rub in your rectum. I believe that medically we do consider that internal use....so that part about internal use, you should read it as "Do Not Stick in Rectum or any other orafice for that matter."</p><p></p><p>"I will try to explain this as simply as I can sir. You have shot up bad ****. It is contaminated with lye or another base material and it is destroying the tissue in your arm - that is why it is as big as your leg. It could be really, REALLY serious. I know that you said you do not want to visit the hospital but there is nothing to do at home.."..."What?" "No sir, tylenol is not really going to help."</p><p></p><p>I won't even touch some of the real weirdos who are worthy of our nations fine mental institutions but have somehow managed to survive and elude them into adulthood. </p><p></p><p>I often say, "My job is standing between Darwin and the huddled masses." </p><p></p><p>Having knocked them - I will add, most people have honest questions and legitimate concerns --- that wacky 5% can really get to you once in awhile.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Eosin the Red, post: 849427, member: 168"] If you think morons call up tech support frequently with queer problems - you should try providing medical advice to the general public on the phone. "Yes sir, that is correct. You may not use deep heating rub in your rectum. I believe that medically we do consider that internal use....so that part about internal use, you should read it as "Do Not Stick in Rectum or any other orafice for that matter." "I will try to explain this as simply as I can sir. You have shot up bad ****. It is contaminated with lye or another base material and it is destroying the tissue in your arm - that is why it is as big as your leg. It could be really, REALLY serious. I know that you said you do not want to visit the hospital but there is nothing to do at home.."..."What?" "No sir, tylenol is not really going to help." I won't even touch some of the real weirdos who are worthy of our nations fine mental institutions but have somehow managed to survive and elude them into adulthood. I often say, "My job is standing between Darwin and the huddled masses." Having knocked them - I will add, most people have honest questions and legitimate concerns --- that wacky 5% can really get to you once in awhile. [/QUOTE]
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