[OT] Funny misphrasings.

[blackshirt5]

OK, I now salute RobNJ for the following phrase, used during last night's Star Wars game.

Rob was trying to describe how his astromech droid was gonna datajack into his ship's computer and seal the ship until Rob came back and to fry the circuits and fuse the doors shut if anybody tried to break in. Unfortunately, the word 'datajack', 'plug', 'thingy', or anything else that wouldn't elicit this response from me apparently, didn't enter his mind. So it came out as(apologies if it crosses a line, Eric's Grandma):
"Ok, so I have him stick his little droid penis in the door, and..." at which point he was rewarded with a quick shower of Pepsi as I spewed it out laughing hysterically. Game was delayed for like 15 minutes while I tried to stop laughing and apologized profusely for the impromptu sugary spray.

Anybody else have any moments to share?

 

[Desdichado]

Paging Rel! Paging Rel! He's got one of the funniest stories along these lines that I've heard.

 

[Djeta Thernadier]

Anybody else have any moments to share?

Too many to list here without spending a few hours....many of them are on my quote page (see sig).

THAT is a funny story

 

[Henry]

Paging Rel! Paging Rel! He's got one of the funniest stories along these lines that I've heard.

I ain't Rel, but I've been known to preserve a story or two...

From Rel on 8-14-2003:

How can I resist after I've been called out like this?

It's Rolemaster. I'm playing a Halfling Runemage. We're in our room at the inn where we're supposed to wait for the captain of the guard to come talk to us about some murders that have taken place in the town. All of us are highly suspicious that we're about to be accused of these murders that we most certainly didn't commit. In an effort to appear to be the sort of Halfling that isn't going to take a lot of accusatory crap from some backwoods sheriff, I pull out my Rod of Firebolts and assume my most intimidating posture:

"My character hops up on the bed and begins casually polishing his rod."

To this day, nobody remembers what happened after that.

 

[Magic Slim]

Ahhh... stories about innuendos on the male genatalia can't be beat. (aha beat)



Slim

 

[Geoff Watson]

Here's one from last Sundays D&D game:

'She helped us against the flying saucer'.

He meant 'flying sorceror'.

Geoff.

 

[Feathercircle]

Last session, I managed to describe some random people at a party as 'extorting, the virtues of a certain drink, rather than 'extoling'.

Heh, at least I got my players to laugh....

 

[Rel]

I ain't Rel, but I've been known to preserve a story or two...

From Rel on 8-14-2003:
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I'm tempted to change my sig to read: "Rel - A man with embarassing moments so funny that they are taking up a moderator's hard drive space."