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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Jay Berg" data-source="post: 765367" data-attributes="member: 8276">Ok since I am german too I have to give you world weary Americans a true taste of german culture (and some much needed cultural polish to include into your text):1. Ok I admit - that an elderly german woman would think that she's a horse is actually pretty close to the universal truth about - you guessed it - german women. There seems to be some genetic tie between german girls and horses. At early age they put up posters of these incredibly stupid animals. Just before adolescence they start riding lessons... and then it just goes on and on...I personally have no idea why since I like horse meat well done with garlic, but that's about it!2. NO true-blooded german male, man, studmuffin etc. would ever call himself Lord of the cats! Never! Ever!!! Ok, there are two general types of german men around - the first one... can you say Rammmstein? Or maybe Fuenf Sterne Deluxe?If this type of super cool music dud would ever choose an animal type to rule over they would choose... HAMSTERS!!! Really!!! Most of us look like hamsters (me included). The other type reads only Marx, Lenin, Walser and whoever has written something that will komatose you instantly. They of course would choose... HORSES!!! Since they believe it will help them getting laid.3. You have never been to a Bauernhof, have you? There may be an occassional cat. There may even be some horses. But mostly we're talking about industrialised production of beef and eggs and whatever can be produced in a small space. Heck, if they were already invented german farmers would use the inflatable cow to save space and time!!!Dear Trevalon Moonleirion (gesundheit),you really need to drop the lessons and get the vibe! Travel over to our deliciously degroovy delight that is called Germany. Apart from all the Germans the place rocks the devils cradle!!!<img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D"  data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /></blockquote>

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