[OT] Guess this guy wanted a new dice bag really badly

[Shadowdancer]

TEXAS CITY

Thief can't resist lure of bottle

A man allegedly trying to burglarize a Southeast Texas home got a little sidetracked.

The man apparently stumbled on a bottle of Crown Royal Canadian whiskey while attempting to load piles of loot from the home. Grady Wayne Dennis, 37, was sitting in a living room chair intoxicated when police found him.

Officers entered the house and discovered stacks of items ready to be moved out.

Dennis, a parolee through 2011, was being held at the Galveston County Jail on $100,000 bail. All of the stolen property was recovered except a handgun and a rifle.

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[RogueJK]

/me shakes head slowly.

"Texans..."

 

[I'm A Banana]

Watch it, Rogue, on my side of the Atlantic you get labeled a terrorist if you say anything against our president's home state.

Er...of course I'm not being anti-partiotic Mr. Man-in-A-Suit! Hehehehehe! I LOVE America!

 

[Alaric_Prympax]

Well you know that everyone needs a good dice bag and IMO nothing makes a better bag dice bag then a Crown Royal one.

 

[Dagger75]

Ohhhh you put the dice in the crown royal BAG. I have been putting my dice in the bottle of crown royal. That why I get those funny looks at cons.

 

[William Ronald]

I think this story should be used as an example of a low wisdom score. (Lack of self control.)

 

[Taloras]

Well you know that everyone needs a good dice bag and IMO nothing makes a better bag dice bag then a Crown Royal one.

I disagree. My black one w/ a pentagram on it works perfectly. Im just trying to enchant it to help my dice roll better.........