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[OT] Help with annoying co-worker (or...amuse me before I go insane)
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<blockquote data-quote="Tarrasque Wrangler" data-source="post: 1000806" data-attributes="member: 7473"><p>I avoid Dungeons and Dragons for inspiration on real-life vendettas. Now Cyberpunk 2020, OTOH, has much to teach us...</p><p></p><p>Claymores, claymores, claymores! Put one inside her phone's base unit (just rip out whatever wires are in the way), and run the tripwire to the back of the hang-up button that the earpiece sits on. When she picks up the phone to make her 9:00 call to Tennessee to reiterate her stance on Tyrese's posterior, the button pops up, the tripwire is yanked, and poof, instant hamburger!</p><p></p><p>Go get neural implant surgery. Use your newly implanted cyberdeck to hack into her computer. Infect her system with that program that electrocutes her if she touches the keyboard.</p><p></p><p>Hire an extraction team of grizzled veteran Solos to kidnap her. Tell them she wants to work for your company's competitor. Watch your company's stock take off!</p><p></p><p>Or you could always go the subtle route: Barret-Arasaka Light 50 to her car's gas tank.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Tarrasque Wrangler, post: 1000806, member: 7473"] I avoid Dungeons and Dragons for inspiration on real-life vendettas. Now Cyberpunk 2020, OTOH, has much to teach us... Claymores, claymores, claymores! Put one inside her phone's base unit (just rip out whatever wires are in the way), and run the tripwire to the back of the hang-up button that the earpiece sits on. When she picks up the phone to make her 9:00 call to Tennessee to reiterate her stance on Tyrese's posterior, the button pops up, the tripwire is yanked, and poof, instant hamburger! Go get neural implant surgery. Use your newly implanted cyberdeck to hack into her computer. Infect her system with that program that electrocutes her if she touches the keyboard. Hire an extraction team of grizzled veteran Solos to kidnap her. Tell them she wants to work for your company's competitor. Watch your company's stock take off! Or you could always go the subtle route: Barret-Arasaka Light 50 to her car's gas tank. [/QUOTE]
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