[OT humor] Funniest Signs That Nobody Else at Hogwarts School Likes You
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tleilaxu
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well i like it 
Your friends all keep trying to convince you that there is no such thing as magic, that you aren't at Hogwarts, you're at Strang Middle School, and to stop speaking with that annoying fake British accent because you aren't British, you're American, and they keep trying to make you take these annoying little pills that make it hard for you to see Dumbledore...
Your friends all keep trying to convince you that there is no such thing as magic, that you aren't at Hogwarts, you're at Strang Middle School, and to stop speaking with that annoying fake British accent because you aren't British, you're American, and they keep trying to make you take these annoying little pills that make it hard for you to see Dumbledore...
Mark
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Just a few they seem to have missed... 
10. Someone carves your initials into all of the Slytherin House Quidditch Team Brooms
9. After Madam Pomphrey is assigned as your guidance counselor, she keeps suggesting you embrace your inner-muggle and "treating you" for "invisible rashes" in "your special, awkward place"
8. Someone keeps sending you weight lifting sets and bowling balls until your owl dies
7. Within days you earn the nickname Hazy Potter and the challenges never cease
6. Professor Wonka takes you outside and insists you drink his Fizzy Lifting Potion
5. In the Homecoming parade you are put on shovel duty behind Hagrid
4. Nearly-Headless Nick refuses to do his "silly walk" routine for you
3. You find out that the "Chamber of Secrets" you've been told to avoid is really the recreation room
2. Although Ron denies any knowledge of it, the Weasley's car keeps trying to run you over
1. After making the mistake of pointing out that Dumbledore looks oddly different after your second semester, his "little chats" that seem to follow each disaster still begin with a recounting of your errors but are no longer finished with an uplifting prophesy of you greatness...
10. Someone carves your initials into all of the Slytherin House Quidditch Team Brooms
9. After Madam Pomphrey is assigned as your guidance counselor, she keeps suggesting you embrace your inner-muggle and "treating you" for "invisible rashes" in "your special, awkward place"
8. Someone keeps sending you weight lifting sets and bowling balls until your owl dies
7. Within days you earn the nickname Hazy Potter and the challenges never cease
6. Professor Wonka takes you outside and insists you drink his Fizzy Lifting Potion
5. In the Homecoming parade you are put on shovel duty behind Hagrid
4. Nearly-Headless Nick refuses to do his "silly walk" routine for you
3. You find out that the "Chamber of Secrets" you've been told to avoid is really the recreation room
2. Although Ron denies any knowledge of it, the Weasley's car keeps trying to run you over
1. After making the mistake of pointing out that Dumbledore looks oddly different after your second semester, his "little chats" that seem to follow each disaster still begin with a recounting of your errors but are no longer finished with an uplifting prophesy of you greatness...
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