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[OT] If Dr. Seuss Wrote Horror.
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<blockquote data-quote="rpgHQ" data-source="post: 916863" data-attributes="member: 12219"><p>THE OJ TRIAL AS TOLD BY DR. SEUS</p><p></p><p>I did not kill my lovely wife.</p><p>I did not slash her with a knife.</p><p>I did not bonk her on the head.</p><p>I did not know that she was dead.</p><p></p><p></p><p>I stayed at home that fateful night.</p><p>I took a cab, then took a flight.</p><p>The bag I had was just for me.</p><p>My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be.</p><p></p><p></p><p>When I came home I had a gash.</p><p>My hand was cut from broken glass.</p><p>I cut my hand on broken glass.</p><p>A broken glass did cause that gash.</p><p></p><p></p><p>I have nothing, nothing to hide.</p><p>My friend, he took me for a ride.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Did you take this person's life?</p><p>Did you do it with a knife?</p><p></p><p></p><p>I did not do it with a knife.</p><p>I did not, could not, kill my wife.</p><p>I did not do this awful crime.</p><p>I could not, would not, anytime.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Did you hit her from above?</p><p>Did you drop this bloody glove?</p><p></p><p></p><p>I did not hit her from above.</p><p>I cannot even wear that glove.</p><p>I did not do it with a knife.</p><p>I did not, could not, kill my wife.</p><p>I did not do this awful crime.</p><p>I could not, would not, anytime.</p><p></p><p></p><p>And now I'm free, I can return</p><p>To my house for which I yearn.</p><p>And to my family whom I love.</p><p>Hey now I'm free -- Give back my glove!!</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>p.s. I cant remember where i got this one so cant give credit to the proper person, but suffice to say its not mine</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rpgHQ, post: 916863, member: 12219"] THE OJ TRIAL AS TOLD BY DR. SEUS I did not kill my lovely wife. I did not slash her with a knife. I did not bonk her on the head. I did not know that she was dead. I stayed at home that fateful night. I took a cab, then took a flight. The bag I had was just for me. My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be. When I came home I had a gash. My hand was cut from broken glass. I cut my hand on broken glass. A broken glass did cause that gash. I have nothing, nothing to hide. My friend, he took me for a ride. Did you take this person's life? Did you do it with a knife? I did not do it with a knife. I did not, could not, kill my wife. I did not do this awful crime. I could not, would not, anytime. Did you hit her from above? Did you drop this bloody glove? I did not hit her from above. I cannot even wear that glove. I did not do it with a knife. I did not, could not, kill my wife. I did not do this awful crime. I could not, would not, anytime. And now I'm free, I can return To my house for which I yearn. And to my family whom I love. Hey now I'm free -- Give back my glove!! p.s. I cant remember where i got this one so cant give credit to the proper person, but suffice to say its not mine [/QUOTE]
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