Jackcarter
First Post
Ah, it's good to be back in good ole USA! I had fun in Europe, but nothing's quite as smooth as here. Freaking a', even women are hotter here! Very disappointed with euro chicks, especially German women. I was hoping for statuesque, blonde goddesses; instead, I got statuesque blonde fuglies who don't quite know how to freak, dress, or understand personal hygiene. Oh well. 
*ducks from all the German members of the board* Just kidding, there were many German hotties to grope and elope with, if you could get away from nosy German guys. However, I can say with all honesty that France is the most overrated dump of raw sewage in the world! I understood why French men got the reputation as lovers in the English-speaking world; because their women were so fugly, they had to find love across the Channel or across the ocean! 
So many new peeps here, what happened to all the old regulars? Where have they gone? The feeling of comradrie of yesteryears seems no more. How sad. However, it's good to see Shark pimping, er, pushing, his homebrew setting as usual. Congrats on getting published, though I wonder what you exactly did to get published...
Wazup with cyberstreet? For christ's sake, I think Morrus is more fickle with servers than JLo is with her men. In any case, I'm glad I didn't have to re-register or got my account deleted or whatnot.
Ah, America! Mmmmm, so good to be back. And no more crap on soccer, oh ma bad, "football" I have to hear about! Real men wear pads and hit each other at 50 mph, not go prance around with a ball and nets...
P.S. The redlight district in Amsterdam is soooooooo overrated. Tourist trap, and nothing more.
*ducks from all the German members of the board* Just kidding, there were many German hotties to grope and elope with, if you could get away from nosy German guys. However, I can say with all honesty that France is the most overrated dump of raw sewage in the world! I understood why French men got the reputation as lovers in the English-speaking world; because their women were so fugly, they had to find love across the Channel or across the ocean! So many new peeps here, what happened to all the old regulars? Where have they gone? The feeling of comradrie of yesteryears seems no more. How sad. However, it's good to see Shark pimping, er, pushing, his homebrew setting as usual. Congrats on getting published, though I wonder what you exactly did to get published...
Wazup with cyberstreet? For christ's sake, I think Morrus is more fickle with servers than JLo is with her men. In any case, I'm glad I didn't have to re-register or got my account deleted or whatnot.
Ah, America! Mmmmm, so good to be back. And no more crap on soccer, oh ma bad, "football" I have to hear about! Real men wear pads and hit each other at 50 mph, not go prance around with a ball and nets...
P.S. The redlight district in Amsterdam is soooooooo overrated. Tourist trap, and nothing more.