[OT] Middle Earth Names


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Put all of my names together and you get a horribly fractious adventuring party:

Nuinlonn, the elf
Drogo Bridger from Standelf, the hobbit
Lorin Oakenpike, the dwarf
Razhdug the Despot, the orc

In action:

Razhdug: "I kill and eat the hobbit."
Nuinlonn: "I faint from shock."
Razhdug: "Am I still hungry? Yeah? OK, I eat the elf too."
Lorin: "I kill the orc. Do I still lust for blood? Yeah? OK, I'll go kill some more orcs after my gas settles down."
 

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