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<blockquote data-quote="WayneLigon" data-source="post: 674882" data-attributes="member: 3649"><p>I hope she recovers quickly and fully. </p><p></p><p>To help bring a smile, try this:</p><p>---------------------------</p><p>This guy was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night and in the middle of a storm. The night was rolling and no car went by, the storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly he saw a car coming towards him and stop. The guy without thinking about it got in the car closes the door just to realize there's nobody behind the wheel. The car starts slowly, the guy looks at the road and sees a curve coming his way, scared he starts to pray begging for his life. He hasn't come out of shock, when just before he hits the curve, a hand appears through the window and moves the wheel. The guy, paralyzed in terror, watched how the hand appears every time they are before a curve. The guy gathering strength gets out of the car and runs to the nearest town. Wet and in shock goes to a cantina and asks for two shots of tequila, and starts telling everybody about the religious experience he went through. A silence enveloped everybody when they realize the guy was crying and wasn't drunk. </p><p></p><p>About half an hour later two guys walked in the same cantina and one said to the other. "Look Pepe, that's the &%*$# that got in the car when we were pushing it."</p><p>----------------------------</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="WayneLigon, post: 674882, member: 3649"] I hope she recovers quickly and fully. To help bring a smile, try this: --------------------------- This guy was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night and in the middle of a storm. The night was rolling and no car went by, the storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly he saw a car coming towards him and stop. The guy without thinking about it got in the car closes the door just to realize there's nobody behind the wheel. The car starts slowly, the guy looks at the road and sees a curve coming his way, scared he starts to pray begging for his life. He hasn't come out of shock, when just before he hits the curve, a hand appears through the window and moves the wheel. The guy, paralyzed in terror, watched how the hand appears every time they are before a curve. The guy gathering strength gets out of the car and runs to the nearest town. Wet and in shock goes to a cantina and asks for two shots of tequila, and starts telling everybody about the religious experience he went through. A silence enveloped everybody when they realize the guy was crying and wasn't drunk. About half an hour later two guys walked in the same cantina and one said to the other. "Look Pepe, that's the &%*$# that got in the car when we were pushing it." ---------------------------- [/QUOTE]
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