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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Aeolius" data-source="post: 1066823" data-attributes="member: 2072">Food For ThoughtTell me quick, oh do you know? Where do all the colors go? Foods of red and blue and green. Mix together in my spleen. No matter which I choose to eat, Asparagus or purple beets. Disappear within my bowels. Evidence so strong and foul. And yet this one thing I have found, All those colors come out brown, Aside from bits of corn, of course. A most distasteful dire discourse. Although I cannot prove my thoughts, I shall share this one I've got. Hidden 'tween the bowel and back, Is a multi-chambered sack. In goes red forever more, All the colors are so stored. Green and blue are tucked away. Over by the black and gray. And when a soul does pass away, The coroner does have his day. He takes the multi-chambered sack, Packs it up and ships it back. Back to where the meals are made, Separated first by shade. In goes green and in goes yellow, Courtesy of our dead fellow. Any excess adds a touch, Crayons, Play-Doh, clay and such. For with children it is true, After all they eat those too. Least we overlook a shade, I shall guess where brown is made. In the water treatment plants. They gather that which soils our pants. Extract the brown, no fault or harm, Sell the corn back to the farm. Ship it off, we dare not mock it, Otherwise we'd lose our chocolate. And so when you can oft' be seen, Eating candies red and green. Remember, should you die tomorrow, All those hues had just been borrowed.(written in haste several years ago)</blockquote>

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