[OT] over the table snippets

[Zhure]

I miss these threads, of one-liners from games and short snippets that become gamer lore, like "I attack the gazebo/darkness."

Tonight's entry:
"... meanwhile the wizard's hanging in the back with virgin hit points..."

"If the wizard has virgin hit points, my hit points reak of cheap booze and hookers."

 

[LcKedovan]

LOL! Nice one.

The only recent ones I had were the following:

One while stalking a potential "doppleganger" who the party suspected had taken the form of the party rogue, the two fighters were talking in a low voice while the player of the rogue had gone for a drink:

"If there is ever two of them in the room at the same time, no matter what you do don't hesitate. Kill 'em both"

Another was after the Barbarian in the party had paid to have his left arm regenerated after it had been left useless in a previous module. Discussions were over the remainder of the party chipping in for his healing and my wife playing a female elf sorcerer jumped in with this:

"If we help pay for Lord Vilkor's cosmetic surgery, would anyone help me pay for getting my boobs done? I guess some silicon for them would even cost less than the stupid arm! "



-Will

 

[wighair]

Many years ago we had the following mis-understood description:

DM: The cave wall shimmers in your torch light, revealing a covereing of misty quartz.

Player: What? The room is covered with Mystic Warts?

We had to stop the game for some time to regather ourselves.

Mel.