[OT] Position Available: Interpreter, must be fluent in Klingon.

[Dismas]

From CNN:

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/West/05/10/offbeat.klingon.interpreter/index.html

 

[DWARF]

nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e'

 

[Talaysen]

Ok...I think now I'm frightened. Yes...yes...now I'm frightened.

But there's this little part of me that's ticked off at the hospital for not fulfilling the needs of Elvish-speaking Americans.

 

[Mark]

At a mental health facility...? I wonder what that implies...

 

[Myconid Sage]

Oh geez, what is this world coming to. Sigh!

 

[Mean Eyed Cat]

Portland is a very cosmopolitan city (snicker.. hee...)

 

[Mercule]

Portland is a very cosmopolitan city (snicker.. hee...)

Yes, but isn't Star Fleet Command in San Francisco?

Oops. I just revealed how big of a nerd I am. At least I don't speak Klingon.

 

[Angcuru]

But there's this little part of me that's ticked off at the hospital for not fulfilling the needs of Elvish-speaking Americans.

Amin anta meds!

 

[TalonComics]

"There are some cases where we've had mental health patients where this was all they would speak," said the county's purchasing administrator, Franna Hathaway.

Obviously, they need to get to more gaming and sci fi cons.

~D