[OT] They Fight Crime!


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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp He's a jaded Amish waffle chef on the run. She's a disco-crazy communist safe cracker looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!
 

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp He's a gun-slinging native American dwarf on the edge. She's a man-hating insomniac stripper who inherited a spooky stately manor from her late maiden aunt. They fight crime!
 


Hey Wolf! Think you might want to give me some pointers about Dragons...like say what to do with them in a remote and inhospitable place for most humaniods?
 

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp He's a bookish umbrella-wielding werewolf living undercover at Ringling Bros. Circus. She's a man-hating gold-digging fairy princess from aristocratic European stock. They fight crime!
 

He's a leather-clad one-eyed librarian possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a provocative belly-dancing stripper with someone else's memories. They fight crime!
 

Wow!!!
I want to see these shows!

He's a maverick albino firefighter from a doomed world.
She's an orphaned mutant soap star with a birthmark shaped like Liberty's torch.
They fight crime!

He's an old-fashioned coffee-fuelled grifter with a winning smile and a way with the ladies.
She's an orphaned hypochondriac cab driver looking for love in all the wrong places.
They fight crime!

He's a lounge-singing crooked inventor who dotes on his loving old ma.
She's a virginal French-Canadian safe cracker living homeless in New York's sewers.
They fight crime!

He's an uncontrollable moralistic matador with acid for blood.
She's a time-travelling belly-dancing femme fatale with someone else's memories.
They fight crime!
 

I was determined not to post my particular example of what came up, but I failed my Will save:

He's a notorious Amish inventor living undercover at Ringling Bros. Circus. She's a mentally unstable renegade politician who dreams of becoming Elvis. They fight crime!
 

Squire James said:
I was determined not to post my particular example of what came up, but I failed my Will save:

He's a notorious Amish inventor living undercover at Ringling Bros. Circus. She's a mentally unstable renegade politician who dreams of becoming Elvis. They fight crime!
LOL!
I'm glad you posted that one, it's awesome! :)
 

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