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<blockquote data-quote="Mark" data-source="post: 944205" data-attributes="member: 5"><p>1,003, 469. <strong>Ire and Flames</strong></p><p></p><p><em>Too early this morning I wrote a parody song</em></p><p><em>Baraendur, you've tricked me into wasting time</em></p><p><em>I skimmed the thread quickly and got challenged by John </em></p><p><em>I just hope he knows that I'm the King of Rhymes</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>I've seen ire and I've seen flames</em></p><p><em>I've seen useless threads that I thought would never end</em></p><p><em>I've read mega-threads that I could not comprehend</em></p><p><em>And I wonder at all the time that I spend</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Won't you Email me, my friend, MoRuss</em></p><p><em>You've got to help me understand</em></p><p><em>What keeps you going through another day</em></p><p><em>`Tween the site crashing and the posters you've banned</em></p><p><em>When do you even get a chance to play</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Oh, I've seen ire and I've seen flames</em></p><p><em>I've seen bumped debates in an effort to extend</em></p><p><em>I've read tired points that a fool would not defend</em></p><p><em>Yet I know we must click "reply" to send</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>When a new thread starts with a lot of old parts and barely a disguise</em></p><p><em>Eric knows when a thread gets closed it'll make some people mad</em></p><p><em>Cause the gang sometimes in a state of mind with hackles on the rise</em></p><p><em>Don't see just to leave it be and feel compelled to add</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Oh, I've seen ire and I've seen flames</em></p><p><em>Can you imagine posters wearing their Depends</em></p><p><em>As they tilt windmills til their bladder just distends</em></p><p><em>And I wonder when the insanity ends</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Now I'm wondering if my parody offends</em></p><p><em>There's just a few thoughts I'm posting my subtle way, now</em></p><p><em>Thought I'd stir them, thought I'd stir the ire and flames, now</em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mark, post: 944205, member: 5"] 1,003, 469. [b]Ire and Flames[/b] [i]Too early this morning I wrote a parody song Baraendur, you've tricked me into wasting time I skimmed the thread quickly and got challenged by John I just hope he knows that I'm the King of Rhymes I've seen ire and I've seen flames I've seen useless threads that I thought would never end I've read mega-threads that I could not comprehend And I wonder at all the time that I spend Won't you Email me, my friend, MoRuss You've got to help me understand What keeps you going through another day `Tween the site crashing and the posters you've banned When do you even get a chance to play Oh, I've seen ire and I've seen flames I've seen bumped debates in an effort to extend I've read tired points that a fool would not defend Yet I know we must click "reply" to send When a new thread starts with a lot of old parts and barely a disguise Eric knows when a thread gets closed it'll make some people mad Cause the gang sometimes in a state of mind with hackles on the rise Don't see just to leave it be and feel compelled to add Oh, I've seen ire and I've seen flames Can you imagine posters wearing their Depends As they tilt windmills til their bladder just distends And I wonder when the insanity ends Now I'm wondering if my parody offends There's just a few thoughts I'm posting my subtle way, now Thought I'd stir them, thought I'd stir the ire and flames, now[/i] [/QUOTE]
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