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[OT] This is unbelievably funny, to me.
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<blockquote data-quote="jgbrowning" data-source="post: 341484" data-attributes="member: 5724"><p>Normally i dont "fluffy" post but this is an exception. i swear to all gods i hold holy that i never thought i would see such a thing as this. it defies logic, defies belief, defies good taste!</p><p></p><p>from rec.games.frp.dnd</p><p></p><p>"ElfBard" <elfbard@iprimus.com.au> wrote in message</p><p>news:3d6dbfd1_1@news.iprimus.com.au...</p><p>> > > Our wizard blew through everything with Twinned Repeated</p><p>> > > multiply-Admixed Fireballs with lifted damage caps.</p><p>> ></p><p>> > That sounds like something you'd put in a drag racing stock car.</p><p>> ></p><p>> > Sounds cool, though <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /></p><p>></p><p>> lol</p><p>></p><p>> It's like.... Admixed Lightning! *music starts up*</p><p>></p><p>></p><p></p><p>--Admixed Lightning--</p><p></p><p>Why this spell is Invocation, electromatic, pyyyyyyyyromatic...</p><p>Why it's Admixed Lightnin'!</p><p></p><p>We'll get a bit of animal fur and some amber, crystal, or glass rods</p><p>Keep castin', whoah keep castin'</p><p>Metamagic bumpin', the spell slots risin' yeah</p><p>I'll get the treasure, I'll see you get the treasure</p><p>With it quickened out the door, it'll take down dire boars</p><p>Epic magic ain't <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /> when you can metamagic it, admixed lightnin'</p><p>(No, no, no, no no no no no no no no)</p><p></p><p>Admixed lightnin', you're coastin' down the dungeon halls</p><p>(Goooooo)</p><p>It's lightnin', admixed lightnin'</p><p>(Goooooo)</p><p>Admixed lightnin', you're burnin' up the Pseudotrolls</p><p>It's lightnin', admixed lightnin'</p><p>You are supreme</p><p>(Unh, hunh)</p><p>Low-levels cream</p><p>(Unh, hunh)</p><p>For admixed lightnin'</p><p>(No, no, no, no no no no no no no no)</p><p></p><p>We'll get some Improved Metamagic and Spell Penetration, yeah</p><p>(oh, oh, oh, oh oh oh oh oh)</p><p>Nailing things at good range, and beating down their SR, yeah</p><p>(oh, oh, oh, oh oh oh oh oh)</p><p>With Multispell and extra slots, we'll be firing lots of shots</p><p>(ahhh, ahhh)</p><p>You know that I ain't braggin', metamagic's good for fraggin' - admixed</p><p>lightnin'</p><p></p><p>Admixed lightnin', you're takin' down those epic foes</p><p>(Goooooo)</p><p>It's lightnin', admixed lightnin'</p><p>(Goooooo)</p><p>Admixed lightnin', you're toastin' all those Xixecals</p><p>It's lightnin', admixed lightnin'</p><p>You are supreme</p><p>(Unh, hunh)</p><p>Low-levels cream</p><p>(Unh, hunh)</p><p>For admixed lightnin'</p><p>(No, no, no, no no no no no no no no)</p><p></p><p>Admixed lightnin', you're beatin' down on those Mu Spores</p><p>(Goooooo)</p><p>It's lightnin', admixed lightnin'</p><p>(Goooooo)</p><p>Admixed lightnin', you're slowly takin' down Prismasaurs</p><p>It's lightnin', admixed lightnin'</p><p>You are supreme</p><p>(Unh, hunh)</p><p>Low-level casters cream</p><p>(Unh, hunh)</p><p>For admixed lightnin'</p><p>(No, no, no, no no no no no no no no)</p><p></p><p></p><p>I swear to god NO ONE should EVER combine a MUSICAL with DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS! and if they do, <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /></p><p></p><p>they should give me enough time to get the tea outta my gob before i blast it all over my screen.</p><p></p><p>joe b.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jgbrowning, post: 341484, member: 5724"] Normally i dont "fluffy" post but this is an exception. i swear to all gods i hold holy that i never thought i would see such a thing as this. it defies logic, defies belief, defies good taste! from rec.games.frp.dnd "ElfBard" <elfbard@iprimus.com.au> wrote in message news:3d6dbfd1_1@news.iprimus.com.au... > > > Our wizard blew through everything with Twinned Repeated > > > multiply-Admixed Fireballs with lifted damage caps. > > > > That sounds like something you'd put in a drag racing stock car. > > > > Sounds cool, though :) > > lol > > It's like.... Admixed Lightning! *music starts up* > > --Admixed Lightning-- Why this spell is Invocation, electromatic, pyyyyyyyyromatic... Why it's Admixed Lightnin'! We'll get a bit of animal fur and some amber, crystal, or glass rods Keep castin', whoah keep castin' Metamagic bumpin', the spell slots risin' yeah I'll get the treasure, I'll see you get the treasure With it quickened out the door, it'll take down dire boars Epic magic ain't :):):):) when you can metamagic it, admixed lightnin' (No, no, no, no no no no no no no no) Admixed lightnin', you're coastin' down the dungeon halls (Goooooo) It's lightnin', admixed lightnin' (Goooooo) Admixed lightnin', you're burnin' up the Pseudotrolls It's lightnin', admixed lightnin' You are supreme (Unh, hunh) Low-levels cream (Unh, hunh) For admixed lightnin' (No, no, no, no no no no no no no no) We'll get some Improved Metamagic and Spell Penetration, yeah (oh, oh, oh, oh oh oh oh oh) Nailing things at good range, and beating down their SR, yeah (oh, oh, oh, oh oh oh oh oh) With Multispell and extra slots, we'll be firing lots of shots (ahhh, ahhh) You know that I ain't braggin', metamagic's good for fraggin' - admixed lightnin' Admixed lightnin', you're takin' down those epic foes (Goooooo) It's lightnin', admixed lightnin' (Goooooo) Admixed lightnin', you're toastin' all those Xixecals It's lightnin', admixed lightnin' You are supreme (Unh, hunh) Low-levels cream (Unh, hunh) For admixed lightnin' (No, no, no, no no no no no no no no) Admixed lightnin', you're beatin' down on those Mu Spores (Goooooo) It's lightnin', admixed lightnin' (Goooooo) Admixed lightnin', you're slowly takin' down Prismasaurs It's lightnin', admixed lightnin' You are supreme (Unh, hunh) Low-level casters cream (Unh, hunh) For admixed lightnin' (No, no, no, no no no no no no no no) I swear to god NO ONE should EVER combine a MUSICAL with DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS! and if they do, :) they should give me enough time to get the tea outta my gob before i blast it all over my screen. joe b. [/QUOTE]
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