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[OT] This is unbelievably funny, to me.
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<blockquote data-quote="Fast Learner" data-source="post: 342511" data-attributes="member: 649"><p>Ask and ye shall receive!</p><p></p><p><strong>Necromancer</strong></p><p>By Fast Learner</p><p><em>(Sung to the tune of "Mr. Sandman," as popularized by the Chordettes in 1954.)</em></p><p></p><p>Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom</p><p>Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom</p><p>Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom</p><p>Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom</p><p></p><p>Necromancer, bring me a scream,</p><p>(bom-bom-bom-bom)</p><p>Make him a zombie, from my darkest dream.</p><p>(dum-dum-dum-dum)</p><p>Give him a nice reek, with lots of fresh gore,</p><p>Be sure he's mindless, and lacks an Int score!</p><p>'Mancer, throw me a bone,</p><p>(bom-bom-bom-bom)</p><p>A lovely skelly, origin unknown.</p><p>(dum-dum-dum-dum)</p><p>Slashing and piercing, need not apply here,</p><p>Though a blunt weapon, sure won't make his year.</p><p></p><p>Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom</p><p>Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom</p><p>Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom</p><p>Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom</p><p></p><p>Necromancer, how 'bout a ghoul,</p><p>(bom-bom-bom-bom)</p><p>Something that crouches, and bubbles with drool.</p><p>(dum-dum-dum-dum)</p><p>He paralyzes, and no need to get stressed,</p><p>Just make the one fiend, and he'll make the rest!</p><p>'Mancer, this one's the last,</p><p>(bom-bom-bom-bom)</p><p>Not just a ghoul, it's time for a ghast.</p><p>(dum-dum-dum-dum)</p><p>First level clerics, their sphincters will clench,</p><p>If trying to turn, they don't note the stench!</p><p></p><p>Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom</p><p>Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom</p><p>Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom</p><p>Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom</p><p></p><p>Necromancer, you're all about death,</p><p>(bom-bom-bom-bom)</p><p>Things that aren't living, and don't draw a breath.</p><p>(dum-dum-dum-dum)</p><p>You'll never make friends, with undertakers,</p><p>The fam'lies will whine, pray to their makers.</p><p>'Mancer, we'll rule the world,</p><p>(bom-bom-bom-bom)</p><p>With undead armies, rag flags unfurled.</p><p>(dum-dum-dum-dum)</p><p>Just stick right with me, and my clever scheme,</p><p>Necromancer, bring me a scream!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Fast Learner, post: 342511, member: 649"] Ask and ye shall receive! [b]Necromancer[/b] By Fast Learner [i](Sung to the tune of "Mr. Sandman," as popularized by the Chordettes in 1954.)[/i] Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom Necromancer, bring me a scream, (bom-bom-bom-bom) Make him a zombie, from my darkest dream. (dum-dum-dum-dum) Give him a nice reek, with lots of fresh gore, Be sure he's mindless, and lacks an Int score! 'Mancer, throw me a bone, (bom-bom-bom-bom) A lovely skelly, origin unknown. (dum-dum-dum-dum) Slashing and piercing, need not apply here, Though a blunt weapon, sure won't make his year. Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom Necromancer, how 'bout a ghoul, (bom-bom-bom-bom) Something that crouches, and bubbles with drool. (dum-dum-dum-dum) He paralyzes, and no need to get stressed, Just make the one fiend, and he'll make the rest! 'Mancer, this one's the last, (bom-bom-bom-bom) Not just a ghoul, it's time for a ghast. (dum-dum-dum-dum) First level clerics, their sphincters will clench, If trying to turn, they don't note the stench! Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom Necromancer, you're all about death, (bom-bom-bom-bom) Things that aren't living, and don't draw a breath. (dum-dum-dum-dum) You'll never make friends, with undertakers, The fam'lies will whine, pray to their makers. 'Mancer, we'll rule the world, (bom-bom-bom-bom) With undead armies, rag flags unfurled. (dum-dum-dum-dum) Just stick right with me, and my clever scheme, Necromancer, bring me a scream! [/QUOTE]
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