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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dr Midnight" data-source="post: 344533" data-attributes="member: 69">These were posted by Richards to my story hour thread, based on events in the story:"Doctor Midnight" by Johnathan M. Richards Sung to the tune of "After Midnight" by Eric ClaptonDoctor Midnight, he's gonna DM our new game.Doctor Midnight's tired of campaigns that are lame.He's gonna start us out in Poddleton,We're all friends of one Jamison,Whose gold dragon dad runs a bookstore in the town. (Runs a bookstore in the town, runs a bookstore in the town)Doctor Midnight, he's gonna write our exploits down. (Doctor Midnight, Doctor Midnight)Doctor Midnight, he's trying to kill off our PCs. (Doctor Midnight, Doctor Midnight)Doctor Midnight, does it with contemptuous ease. (Doctor Midnight, Doctor Midnight)He fried a bunch of us down to the boneWhen he made blue dragon breath a coneEven though a line of lightning is the norm. (Line of lightning is the norm, line of lightning is the norm)Doctor Midnight, he's DMing true to form. (DMing true to form, DMing true to form)Doctor Midnight, he's gonna jot all our deaths down. (Gonna jot all our deaths down, gonna jot all our deaths down)Doctor Midnight, he's gonna catch us in a trap. (Doctor Midnight, Doctor Midnight)Doctor Midnight, likes to make us say "Holy Crap!"(TM) (Doctor Midnight, Doctor Midnight)It's really half our fault; now you might scoffBut we always fight with the safety off.Some of us Knights have got more balls than brains. (Knights have got more balls than brains, Knights have got more balls than brains)Doctor Midnight, he kills us all off just the same. (Kills us all off just the same, kills us all off just the same)Doctor Midnight, he writes all our exploits down. (Writes all our exploits down, writes all our exploits down)Doctor Midnight, he writes all our exploits down. (Writes all our exploits down, writes all our exploits down)Doctor Midnight, he writes all our exploits down. (Writes all our exploits down, writes all our exploits down)Doctor Midnight, he writes all our exploits down. (Writes all our exploits down, writes all our exploits down)"Gimme Four Cards" by Johnathan M. Richards Sung to the tune of "Gimme Three Steps" by Lynyrd SkynyrdI was out with my band Smiting evil from the land When we came across this place With a skeleton guard Sittin' shuffling cards And he kind of had this grin on his face. He said, "Hey there, Dartan Aren't you tired of cartin' All of your troubles around? 'Cause I got a deck here And you need have no fear There is power here to be found." Well I gotta admit, I was tempted a bit I was turnin' it around in my mind. But my friends they all said "Man, you're out of your head And that's puttin' it kind." They said, "Take a good look, Dartan We're not foolin' or fartin', It's a Deck of Many Things. It'll bring you no good And we wish that you would Say you don't want what it brings." Won't you give me four cards Gimme four cards, mister, Gimme four cards from the deck? Gimme four cards Gimme four cards, mister, I'm feeling lucky so what the heck. Well he flipped the first card And I looked at it hard It was a picture of the Moon. And the skeleton said That two wishes I had But I'd have to use them both up soon. Card Two was Death, well there went wish one, Card Three a Knight to serve all my needs. Card Four again was Death my old friend I wished him away 'fore he could make me bleed. Won't you give me four cards Gimme four cards, mister, Gimme four cards from the deck? Gimme four cards Gimme four cards, mister Even though my friends want to wring my neck------------------There are more, if anyone wants to read them.</blockquote>

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