"Guys, I told you to stay out of the liquor cabinet, and you KNOW my mom gets pissed if you put your feet up on that table! And where did my dog go, you big creeps?"
*sigh* "you lost poker with beelzebub again didn't you? And now you want to crash here. Fine. Call for some pizza. I'll take four cheeses. The shades don't suit you BTW, Az."