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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Tarrasque Wrangler" data-source="post: 1008792" data-attributes="member: 7473">By day, I'm a long-term temp working in the risk review department of a large West Coast bank.  That's check fraud, to the layman.  It's alright, as office jobs go.  I'm a temp, so as long as I don't try to swallow my computer mouse more than twice a day, they think I'm a genius and heap praise on me.  It pays decent, at least enough to indulge certain whims.By night, I write comedy, music reviews, film reviews, a blog, and whatever else I can get my mitts on.  My influences (literary, musically, and alchoholically) include Hunter S. Thompson, Neal Stephenson, William Gibson, Woody Allen, Neil Gaiman, Kurt Vonnegut, Monty Python, Frank Miller, Garth Ennis, Cake, Radiohead, Beatles, Marvin Gaye, Tom Wolfe, Dr. Seuss, Michael Moorcock, Newcastle Brown Ale, and Quentin Tarantino.Some things one should know about me: I'm your standard issue 26-year-old white guy.  I live with my girlfriend (of four years) and our two dogs.  I've been gaming since I was about, oh, 12 or so.  I drive an ugly car.  We own a nice house in the suburbs with a white picket fence and neighbors who play loud reggae music every Saturday morning.  I watch way more television than would seem humanly possible.  I have the makings of a sleep disorder.  I go out drinking with my friends sometimes, except for my girlfriend who's a teetotaler.  I've seen a UFO.  Sometimes I just laugh out loud to myself, much to the surprise of others.  I have nightmares about being lost in the woods.  I barbecue a tri-tip that would make you change your religion.  Despite only having been a dabbler in martial arts years ago, I own an impressive collection of Eastern weapons.  I can't figure out how TiVo works, which is OK because I don't have it.  My music collection is respectable, but not obsessively so.  I'm guilty of judging people based on which Godfather movie is their favorite.  I spend $40 on computer games and get bored with them after a weekend.  I'm secretly envious of people with higher post counts than mine.  To answer the inevitable question, that IS a banana in my pocket, and I'm NOT happy to see you.BTW: I didn't know Morrus lived off of ENWorld profits.  Makes me feel even better about being a Community Supporter.  Cheers, mate.</blockquote>

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