[OT] Writing!

[jgbrowning]

We'll me and the wife have been writing like mad fiends today on a magical medieval society: western europe, and i made a discovery.


I have to lose weight. Quckly.


See i weigh more than 50% more than my wife, but she's managed to write more than double my 3 pages. She'd doing 4 times the amount of writing per pound than I am!!!!!

If i lose weight, i'll write faster.. i know it...

joe b.

 

[Crothian]

Interesting logic. Glad you and your wife have enjoyed writing together. Writing is a great thing, and if it can be shared so much the better.

 

[jdavis]

You just need to use the weight more to your advantage.

Your a lucky Man to have a wife who will write with you.

 

[bloodymage]

If you intend to lose weight, I'd suggest more bike riding, not writing. Or is that what you meant?

 

[BluWolf]

Right idea. Wrong execution.

If you have this sort of mass ratio on her, wait until she is done writing her pages. Then knock her down and take them.

 

[jgbrowning]

Right idea. Wrong execution.

If you have this sort of mass ratio on her, wait until she is done writing her pages. Then knock her down and take them.

Heh, well you know, she is my wife. I'm sure i could think of some other way to convince her to give me her pages....











I think i'll drive her to the local craft store so she can get those ridiculesly cute indian paper bags for the christmas ornaments she cross stitched...




joe b.

 

[Christian Walker]

If you lose too much weight, you might feel light-headed and irritable. Your output would actually decrease.

This is a toughie.

In the meantime, enjoy your collaboration!

 

[Dagger75]

I don't know, that weight advantage might come in handy when those freaky pen/pencil accidents occure. I mean the extra layer in itself grants damage reduction from the pointy part of the writing instrument.

Then there is the run for the last piece of paper. That extra weight will be just what you need to push the opposing write out of the way.

What you have is an Extreme Writing Physique. I to am working on my writing weight right now

 

[jgbrowning]

Charisma uber alles!

We'll i, dear enworld readers, have managed to steal the aforesaid prodution. Charisma uber alles! You get one hell of a circumstance bonus when you say, "honey, why don't we do a little early christmass shopping.."

joe b.

 

[mythago]

You *have* been married an awful long time, haven't you.