Maerdwyn
First Post
For just a moment, the screen features the image of a boudoir featuring a beautiful chaise lounge, upon which rests a lovely smoking pile of ash. You catch a glimpse of some purple (well, violet, actually) fabric on the floor in front of the couch, before the screen flashes immediately to:
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HTTP Error 404 - Page Unavailable
The Computer is pleased to inform you that the requested files are unavailable at your security clearance.
You are required to thank the Computer for helping you to avoid such unauthorized viewing by reporting to any convenient Computer Appreciation Booth, where you will also have the opportunity to explain why you were attempting to view such files without sufficient authorization in the first place. The Computer, in it's benevolent wisdom, grants you three minutes to reach the nearest booth.
For those concerned about the Computer's safety, be comforted that the traitor Teela-O-MLY-4 has been safely terminated, as have the Communist producers who provided her that entirely inappropriate and traitorous costume. But rest assured that casting is well underway for tonight's episode of the Teela O'Malley Show, and the Computer thinks you will really like our new discovery, Teela-O-MLY-5, whom the director hapened upon while she was sipping Bouncy Bubbly Beverage at one of FOX sector's many upscale cafes! After informing her that here in Alpha Complex, we don't sip Bouncy Bubbly Beverage, we drink it, he signed her up on the spot. Be sure to tune in!
The Computer looks forward to the report of your nightly vidscreen viewing!
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Just picked up the new edition of Paranoia a couple days ago, and it looks like a blast. Not yet promising I'll run it (I will 100% definitely play it if someone else wants to run it), but trying to guage interest.
Anyone else interested in doing some troubleshooting? I know DrZ had though about starting a Paranoia game up a while back...
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HTTP Error 404 - Page Unavailable
The Computer is pleased to inform you that the requested files are unavailable at your security clearance.
You are required to thank the Computer for helping you to avoid such unauthorized viewing by reporting to any convenient Computer Appreciation Booth, where you will also have the opportunity to explain why you were attempting to view such files without sufficient authorization in the first place. The Computer, in it's benevolent wisdom, grants you three minutes to reach the nearest booth.
For those concerned about the Computer's safety, be comforted that the traitor Teela-O-MLY-4 has been safely terminated, as have the Communist producers who provided her that entirely inappropriate and traitorous costume. But rest assured that casting is well underway for tonight's episode of the Teela O'Malley Show, and the Computer thinks you will really like our new discovery, Teela-O-MLY-5, whom the director hapened upon while she was sipping Bouncy Bubbly Beverage at one of FOX sector's many upscale cafes! After informing her that here in Alpha Complex, we don't sip Bouncy Bubbly Beverage, we drink it, he signed her up on the spot. Be sure to tune in!
The Computer looks forward to the report of your nightly vidscreen viewing!
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Just picked up the new edition of Paranoia a couple days ago, and it looks like a blast. Not yet promising I'll run it (I will 100% definitely play it if someone else wants to run it), but trying to guage interest.
Anyone else interested in doing some troubleshooting? I know DrZ had though about starting a Paranoia game up a while back...
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