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<blockquote data-quote="Mongoose_Matt" data-source="post: 9348035" data-attributes="member: 239"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: rgb(184, 49, 47)">PARANOIA MANDATORY FUN</span> </span></strong><span style="font-size: 22px">is available right now!</span> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><u><a href="https://www.mongoosepublishing.com/products/mandatory-fun" target="_blank"><span style="color: rgb(84, 172, 210)">https://www.mongoosepublishing.com/products/mandatory-fun</span></a></u></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">[ATTACH=full]363545[/ATTACH]</p> <p style="text-align: center">You know what is fun? <em><span style="color: rgb(184, 49, 47)">[besides Paranoia]</span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center">Middle management!!!</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">Experience the Agile and High Stakes world of Pre-Whoops economic Financial investments. <em><span style="color: rgb(184, 49, 47)">[what could possibly go wrong...]</span></em> </p> <p style="text-align: center">Move that Needle, crush those Pain-Points and don't forget to circle back and grab those high hanging vegetables by end of play today. </p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="color: rgb(184, 49, 47)">[but don't stress. We have some very fun, very mandatory team building activities planned for all of you]</span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em>"You know what pisses off rich people (besides poor</em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em>people that is)? Not having enough to buy. What is the</em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em>use of a fat bank account when you cannot buy very</em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em>expensive items to show your wealth off to others?</em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em>That's why citizen Gene-I-JRD thumbed through some</em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em>Pre-Whoops economic textbooks and implemented a</em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em>new product: Financial investments. Now, the obscenely</em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em>rich can lend their XP Points to others for a project. Too</em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em>bad that Indigo citizen hired Troubleshooters to serve as</em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em>middle management in this new company.</em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em>Mandatory Fun is a new mission for Paranoia that</em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em>satirises corporations, including the relentless drive</em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em>for profits, efficiency, cost-cutting, and mandatory fun</em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em>like birthday parties. (Decanting Day parties in Alpha</em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em>Complex.) Players get to run a presentation to people</em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em>who could easily kill them; translate a memo from</em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em>corporate buzzwords to plain English; and explain to an</em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em>Indigo citizen why they lost all their money. Yep, that will</em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em>go over well."</em></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">Pre-order your Physical edition today and get your free PDF copy <strong><span style="color: rgb(184, 49, 47)">immediately!</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">[ATTACH=full]363544[/ATTACH]</p> <p style="text-align: center">Mongoose Publishing: </p> <p style="text-align: center"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/mongoosepublishinguk" target="_blank"><u><strong>Facebook</strong></u></a> / <a href="https://www.instagram.com/mongoosepublishing/" target="_blank"><strong><u>Instagram</u></strong></a> / <a href="https://twitter.com/MongoosePub" target="_blank"><u><strong>X</strong></u></a></p> <p style="text-align: center">[ATTACH=full]363546[/ATTACH]</p></blockquote><p></p>
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