Michael Morris
First Post
While coding this song popped into my head unbidden. I hope it brings a smile to everyone, mod and regular poster alike.
(To the tune of Jim Croce's Operator)
Here's the original song for reference...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2iS8XctJKo
(To the tune of Jim Croce's Operator)
Moderator, oh could you help me make this post
You see I'm angry and on the verge of flaming
A post up on page 3
About what may or may not be
A guy popped in the thread and started berating...
Isn't that the way that these things go
But let's forget all that
And look up the poster so you can ban them
And tell them that they're out of line
I'm no retarded troll
I bathe so I don't smell
I only wish my words could just calm down myself
That's its not a big deal
But that's not the way it feels.
Moderator, oh why did you nix my post too?
Cause I could swear that I was only being helpful
I only want them to know
That I am smarter then all them jokes
They should feel fortunate I'm here to enlighten
I know that whatever you say should go
But let's forget all that
And lift my banning if you are able
So I can post just tell them I'm fine and to show
I can behave myself
I learned not to insult
I only wish my words could just convince admins
That I'm not a true heel.
I just post the way I feel.
Moderator, oh let's forget about this board.
There's no one there I really wanted to talk to.
Thank you for your time
Oh you've been so much more than kind
Shove it up your behind...
Isn't that the way these things goes
But let's forget all that
Now I'm banned so you can shove it
And tell all those punks on the board
Your all a bunch of prudes
Your IQ's low and crude
And I've got every right to be real mean and rude
And nothing here is real
But that's not the way it feels...
You see I'm angry and on the verge of flaming
A post up on page 3
About what may or may not be
A guy popped in the thread and started berating...
Isn't that the way that these things go
But let's forget all that
And look up the poster so you can ban them
And tell them that they're out of line
I'm no retarded troll
I bathe so I don't smell
I only wish my words could just calm down myself
That's its not a big deal
But that's not the way it feels.
Moderator, oh why did you nix my post too?
Cause I could swear that I was only being helpful
I only want them to know
That I am smarter then all them jokes
They should feel fortunate I'm here to enlighten
I know that whatever you say should go
But let's forget all that
And lift my banning if you are able
So I can post just tell them I'm fine and to show
I can behave myself
I learned not to insult
I only wish my words could just convince admins
That I'm not a true heel.
I just post the way I feel.
Moderator, oh let's forget about this board.
There's no one there I really wanted to talk to.
Thank you for your time
Oh you've been so much more than kind
Shove it up your behind...
Isn't that the way these things goes
But let's forget all that
Now I'm banned so you can shove it
And tell all those punks on the board
Your all a bunch of prudes
Your IQ's low and crude
And I've got every right to be real mean and rude
And nothing here is real
But that's not the way it feels...
Here's the original song for reference...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2iS8XctJKo
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