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<blockquote data-quote="Michael Morris" data-source="post: 3894465" data-attributes="member: 87"><p>While coding this song popped into my head unbidden. I hope it brings a smile to everyone, mod and regular poster alike.</p><p></p><p>(To the tune of Jim Croce's Operator)</p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>Moderator, oh could you help me make this post</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>You see I'm angry and on the verge of flaming</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>A post up on page 3</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>About what may or may not be</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>A guy popped in the thread and started berating...</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>Isn't that the way that these things go</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>But let's forget all that</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>And look up the poster so you can ban them</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>And tell them that they're out of line</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>I'm no retarded troll</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>I bathe so I don't smell</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>I only wish my words could just calm down myself</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>That's its not a big deal</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>But that's not the way it feels.</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>Moderator, oh why did you nix my post too?</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>Cause I could swear that I was only being helpful</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>I only want them to know </em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>That I am smarter then all them jokes</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>They should feel fortunate I'm here to enlighten</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>I know that whatever you say should go</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>But let's forget all that</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>And lift my banning if you are able</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>So I can post just tell them I'm fine and to show</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>I can behave myself</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>I learned not to insult</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>I only wish my words could just convince admins</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>That I'm not a true heel.</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>I just post the way I feel.</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>Moderator, oh let's forget about this board.</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>There's no one there I really wanted to talk to.</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>Thank you for your time</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>Oh you've been so much more than kind</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>Shove it up your behind...</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>Isn't that the way these things goes</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>But let's forget all that</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>Now I'm banned so you can shove it</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>And tell all those punks on the board</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>Your all a bunch of prudes</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>Your IQ's low and crude</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>And I've got every right to be real mean and rude</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>And nothing here is real</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em>But that's not the way it feels...</em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em></em></p><p></p><p>Here's the original song for reference...</p><p></p><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2iS8XctJKo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2iS8XctJKo</a></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Michael Morris, post: 3894465, member: 87"] While coding this song popped into my head unbidden. I hope it brings a smile to everyone, mod and regular poster alike. (To the tune of Jim Croce's Operator) [indent][i]Moderator, oh could you help me make this post You see I'm angry and on the verge of flaming A post up on page 3 About what may or may not be A guy popped in the thread and started berating... Isn't that the way that these things go But let's forget all that And look up the poster so you can ban them And tell them that they're out of line I'm no retarded troll I bathe so I don't smell I only wish my words could just calm down myself That's its not a big deal But that's not the way it feels. Moderator, oh why did you nix my post too? Cause I could swear that I was only being helpful I only want them to know That I am smarter then all them jokes They should feel fortunate I'm here to enlighten I know that whatever you say should go But let's forget all that And lift my banning if you are able So I can post just tell them I'm fine and to show I can behave myself I learned not to insult I only wish my words could just convince admins That I'm not a true heel. I just post the way I feel. Moderator, oh let's forget about this board. There's no one there I really wanted to talk to. Thank you for your time Oh you've been so much more than kind Shove it up your behind... Isn't that the way these things goes But let's forget all that Now I'm banned so you can shove it And tell all those punks on the board Your all a bunch of prudes Your IQ's low and crude And I've got every right to be real mean and rude And nothing here is real But that's not the way it feels... [/i][/indent] Here's the original song for reference... [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2iS8XctJKo[/url] [/QUOTE]
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