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Message: <blockquote data-quote="I'm A Banana" data-source="post: 4744369" data-attributes="member: 2067">At that point, you need to ask yourself: "What act of this romantic comedy am I in?"If you're in the first act, chances are that your girlfriend is really wrong for you and that this girl who has sat next to you in homeroom has done it every day, waiting for you to notice her, hoping that you'll see that your girlfriend is wrong for you, and she's right. She'll probably embarass herself in front of you, but you are destined to be together.If you're in the second act, chance are that girl is a man-stealer who will do all she can to ruin your relationship, and you will give into her, or at least appear to and be caught in a compromising situation, pretty soon. You should probably start thinking of inspiring songs of love you want to sing when you crash your girlfriend's uncle's funeral to tell her that she's the only one for you.We can tell which act this is by looking at the girls. Is your girlfriend cold, aloof, businesslike, and concerned with appearances? Is the girl next to you perhaps not as statuesque, but more familiar, a little "girl-next-door," easily exemplary of the target demographic, maybe a little funny and keeping a journal? If this is the case, then you need to let Pathfinder win you over with her quirky charm and her deep personality. WotC will put up a fight because she was the prom queen and NO ONE SAYS NO TO THE PROM QUEEN, but she won't be able to stand between you and true love.Did you recently meet your girlfriend with a hilarious course of events perhaps involving temporary amnesia, a chase scene with a poodle, or witty pop-culture refrences? Is the woman next to you a smoldering temptress in dark, revealing dresses who sits on your lap at every opportunity? If this is the case, you need to make a horrible mistake with Pathfinder before coming back to WotC, who will, of course, forgive you, but only after you debase yourself in an increasingly absurd series of events. You shouldn't be worried about her stern, uptight father (Hasbro), either, because he will warm to your ways once he sees your love for WotC is genuine.Also, if your girlfriend has gone through a major life change in the last few years (such as a new job, a death in the family, or a new edition), it is possible you're in a drama instead of a romcom, and you should be prepared to cry, hold each other, and be sad, but ultimately not be able to relate to her in her new form, eventually learning that change is inevitable and that just because two people love each other doesn't mean that they can be in a relationship together. To determine this, can I ask what song plays when you're doing your montage?</blockquote>

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