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<blockquote data-quote="Henry" data-source="post: 1279871" data-attributes="member: 158"><p><strong>Ode to Mrs. Paul's</strong></p><p></p><p><em>One Fish, Two Fish,</em></p><p><em>Evil Fish, Thoobel Fish.</em></p><p><em>Regardless the tale of said peg-legged cat</em></p><p><em>the meanest are those concerning combat.</em></p><p><em>Defenders of Daybreak aver with a sigh</em></p><p><em>the rat-bastardly cat makes them die, die, die, die.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Take as a case the Githzerai Monk,</em></p><p><em>One touch from a fish-priest, and he's fit to be drunk!</em></p><p><em>That fishy Blel-Plibbit, with one mighty wish</em></p><p><em>invented a dish called Velendo-kebob-shish! </em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Just when the Defenders have fins well in hand,</em></p><p><em>Big fish-men, half-lobster, cause chaos unplanned!</em></p><p><em>They phase in and out of planes most ethereal,</em></p><p><em>Causing Stone Bear to fountain blood most arterial.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Would you fight them on ponds of ice?</em></p><p><em>Would you fight them with loaded dice?</em></p><p><em>Would you fight them at any price?</em></p><p><em>Heck no my friend, I would surely think twice.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>'Twas fortunate for our heroes' sad plight,</em></p><p><em>They had the good fortune of Agar's keen sight.</em></p><p><em>Otherwise, most tragic would be this whole fight.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>As exciting as such tales of death surely must be,</em></p><p><em>PCat, my dear friend, could you dole out some XP?</em></p><p><em>The defenders have suffered a heinous bad streak</em></p><p><em>Cut them a break... At least 'till next week... <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /></em></p><p><em></em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Henry, post: 1279871, member: 158"] [B]Ode to Mrs. Paul's[/B] [I]One Fish, Two Fish, Evil Fish, Thoobel Fish. Regardless the tale of said peg-legged cat the meanest are those concerning combat. Defenders of Daybreak aver with a sigh the rat-bastardly cat makes them die, die, die, die. Take as a case the Githzerai Monk, One touch from a fish-priest, and he's fit to be drunk! That fishy Blel-Plibbit, with one mighty wish invented a dish called Velendo-kebob-shish! Just when the Defenders have fins well in hand, Big fish-men, half-lobster, cause chaos unplanned! They phase in and out of planes most ethereal, Causing Stone Bear to fountain blood most arterial. Would you fight them on ponds of ice? Would you fight them with loaded dice? Would you fight them at any price? Heck no my friend, I would surely think twice. 'Twas fortunate for our heroes' sad plight, They had the good fortune of Agar's keen sight. Otherwise, most tragic would be this whole fight. As exciting as such tales of death surely must be, PCat, my dear friend, could you dole out some XP? The defenders have suffered a heinous bad streak Cut them a break... At least 'till next week... :) [/I] [/QUOTE]
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