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Message: <blockquote data-quote="DM with a vengence" data-source="post: 903819" data-attributes="member: 1679">This is not one of my better moments...So let's go!I was playing a Pimped-Out Ninja Assassin of Death (PONAD).  I believe he was specifically a Rgr1/Brb1/Rog2, but I can't remeber specifically.  What I do remember is that he had two 18s, 3 16s, and a 14, 56 points total.  He was uber-buff.We were in a small Japanese village, and the druid had started a food fight in the local restaurante.  I, doing the honorable thing, pull out my trident and short sword and kill her in two rounds.  The owner of the restaurante thanks me, and gives me an award.  Later that night I sneak back in, kill the owner and his family, take everything of value, and set fire to the place.Shortly thereafter three of us were in the woods hunting a demon that had cursed the local lord's daughter.  After we kill the demon, which leaves the other two people heavily wounded, I kill both of them and return to the lord's castle so I can collect all of the reward.Worst anti-party player I've seen yet managed to go through 3 characters pretty damn quickly.  The first one was an LN Elven Monk.  The party is recovering a caravan wagon and killing the goblins who attacked it, when they find some alchemists fire.  He wants it, they know he'll just do something stupid if he has it, so they refuse.  He steal it from them and runs.  They try to stop him with subdual and grapples, and he fights back with lethal force (remember that this is a Monk, there's no penalty for doing subdual).  Then he gets hit in the head with a double 20 javelin from a goblin patrol that was returning to the camp and dies.Next character was a CN Barbarian, Nigel the Destroyer.  He goes on pretty well until they are crossing a swamp in a canoe with an NPC.  The NPC starts trying to get them to join her conspiracy to rule the world, so he tries to sneak off with the boat, leaving everybody else stranded.  They manage to knock him out this time, and tie him up.  He manages to get free the next day, and charges the NPC with his axe.  He kills her, but flips the boat and nearly drowns everybody.After disguising a member of the party as the NPC, they proceed to an island the NPC told them about where her conspiracy is meeting.  There are around 50 wizards there, ranging from 1st to 13th level, and they are discussing what to do with the head of a Blood Golem of Hextor they captured.  While the party is infiltrating various groups, Nigel decides to steal the head.  "After all, they're wizards.  What can they do?"**BOOM!!!** **ZAP!!!** **BBBZZZZZTTT!!!** and Nigel is very dead.His antics continued, but I must do other stuff right now.  I'll try to post the rest later.</blockquote>

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