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Message: <blockquote data-quote="jester47" data-source="post: 1107730" data-attributes="member: 2238">The adventurer(To the tune of "the gambler" by Kenny Rogers)In the middle of a dungeon, in the middle of nowhereI met up with the wizard; we were both explorin the keepSome monsters were a scarin somewhere in the darknessThats when they overtook us, and the door began to creakHe said "Son I made a life outa lootin these kinds of placesAnd throwin in with bards, and hearin monsters cryAnd if you don't find me slayin, youd better be pickin up the pacesFor haste is darn handy, and it'll probably save your life.So I followed him full throttle, cause the dragon tried to swallowThen we found somthing bigger yet, man it was gonna be a fightWe saw the goblin riot, this place loosin all directionAnd he said "If your gonna play the game boy, you got to learn to play it right."You got to know when to hold em, know when to cold em, Know when to walk away, know when to runYou never count your money, when you're sittin in the dungeonThe'll be time enough for countin when the lootins done.Every venturer knows that the secret to survivinIs knowin what to throw away and knowin what to keepCause every lands sees winter, and every finds a chooserAnd the best that you can hope for is to fly out of the keep.And when the trogs finnished reakin, we escaped through the windowRepelled down the minarrette, and fled from the keepAnd somewhere in the darkness the Shambler broke out reavinBut we knew in that castle there was gold to reap.You got to know when to hold em, know when to cold em, Know when to walk away, know when to runYou never count your money, when you're sittin in the dungeonThe'll be time enough for countin when the lootins done.Alternate lyrics by yours truely...Aaron.</blockquote>

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