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<blockquote data-quote="MerakSpielman" data-source="post: 1147305" data-attributes="member: 7464">This is some really good bad stuff.... Er, some really bad good stuff? Whatever.&nbsp;There's a bard in a game I play whose specialty method of performance is stand-up comedy. He inspires us with jokes that mock our opponents. Both he and my paladin are halflings from the same tribe, and my paladin is convinced that the tribe sent him along as a very harsh test of his faith. You see, the bard likes nothing better than to make fun of paladins...&nbsp;And now I gotta tell a joke... ok...&nbsp;A frog walks into a bank and approaches a teller. Reading her name plate, he sees her name is Patti Wak. &quot;Ms. Wak,&quot; says the frog, &quot;I need to get a loan.&quot; &quot;We don't give loans to frogs,&quot; says Patti. &quot;You can give a loan to me!&quot; says the frog, &quot;Mick Jagger is my father!&quot; &quot;Now how am I supposed to believe that?&quot; says Patti, &quot;You're a frog and he's not.&quot; The frog says: &quot;well, it's still true, and I really need a loan!&quot; So Patti, trying to be clever and seeing that the frog isn't carrying anything says, &quot;Well, I can't give you a loan without some collateral.&quot; Upon hearing this, the frog spits out onto the counter a small figurine of a cute animal. Patti looks at it for a moment, then picks it up and says, &quot;Just a moment.&quot; Deciding to end this once and for all, she goes to talk to her manager. &quot;Sir,&quot; she says, &quot;There's a frog out there who wants a loan. He says his dad's Mick Jagger and he gave me this for collateral,&quot; she holds out the figurine, &quot;I mean, what is this anyway?&quot;&nbsp;The manager looks at her and says firmly, &quot;It's a knick-knack Patti Wak, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;*ba-dum-ching!*</blockquote>

[QUOTE="MerakSpielman, post: 1147305, member: 7464"] This is some really good bad stuff.... Er, some really bad good stuff? Whatever. There's a bard in a game I play whose specialty method of performance is stand-up comedy. He inspires us with jokes that mock our opponents. Both he and my paladin are halflings from the same tribe, and my paladin is convinced that the tribe sent him along as a very harsh test of his faith. You see, the bard likes nothing better than to make fun of paladins... And now I gotta tell a joke... ok... A frog walks into a bank and approaches a teller. Reading her name plate, he sees her name is Patti Wak. "Ms. Wak," says the frog, "I need to get a loan." "We don't give loans to frogs," says Patti. "You can give a loan to me!" says the frog, "Mick Jagger is my father!" "Now how am I supposed to believe that?" says Patti, "You're a frog and he's not." The frog says: "well, it's still true, and I really need a loan!" So Patti, trying to be clever and seeing that the frog isn't carrying anything says, "Well, I can't give you a loan without some collateral." Upon hearing this, the frog spits out onto the counter a small figurine of a cute animal. Patti looks at it for a moment, then picks it up and says, "Just a moment." Deciding to end this once and for all, she goes to talk to her manager. "Sir," she says, "There's a frog out there who wants a loan. He says his dad's Mick Jagger and he gave me this for collateral," she holds out the figurine, "I mean, what [i]is[/i] this anyway?" The manager looks at her and says firmly, "It's a knick-knack Patti Wak, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." *ba-dum-ching!* [/QUOTE]

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