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Message: <blockquote data-quote="MerakSpielman" data-source="post: 1147487" data-attributes="member: 7464">A man goes into a bar and orders three beers. Dubious, the bartender draws three from the tap and sets them in front of the man, whom he has never seen in the bar before. The man drinks a sip from each beer in turn, repeating until he is done. This strikes the bartender as very odd. After all, don't his beers get warm, having three on the counter at once? The man comes in again the next evening at the same time, again ordering three beers. The bartender is mighty curious, and asks the man why he's drinking his beers this way. "Well, it's like this," the man says, "My two brothers and I would always go out to drink together every night, but recently we had to move away from each other. So we all agreed to drink our beers like this to remind ourselves of the time we spent together. Right now, my two brothers are in bars somewhere, drinking their beers exactly the same way." The bartendter thought this was kind of cool. He began to look forward to the man's visits, and the man became something of a local feature. Everybody knew his story and found it oddly touching. Finally, one evening, the man comes into the bar looking sad and only orders two beers. The bartender got him the two beers, and thought about it for a minute. Deciding what must have happened, he approaches the man and says, "Well, I'm sorry to hear about your loss..." "What?" says the man. Then he laughs, seeming to understand, "Oh, no! Both of my brothers are fine! It's just, well, I've quit drinking."edit: forgot the *ba-dum-ching!*</blockquote>

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