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<blockquote data-quote="Thresher" data-source="post: 1149322" data-attributes="member: 9983">ok, here goes an attempt at something origonal...Sir Henry the paladin walks into his local temple of St Cuthbert looking for atonement, Father Brian, a cranky old geezer rubs the stubble on his chin and hefts his cudgel in anticipation at having to educate another fool.&quot;So what brings ye here today young Sir Henry?&quot;Father Brian's voice booms over the courtyard and Henry shuffles nervously.&quot;I fear I may have committed a mortal sin Father.&quot;.....&quot;Well ye better come inside and tell me about it...&quot;The pair go inside and sit down in Father Brian's study after the door is bolted shut.&quot;Out with it then boy! What manner of foul sins have ye commited!&quot;&quot;Father, I must confess, Im not a virgin anymore. I met a woman...&quot;*smack!*Reeling, Henry picks himself off the floor and sits down at the table again and rubs the lump on his head while Brian lays the cudgel down at his side again.&quot;So how did this happen then?&quot;&quot;Well, Hagar the Barbarian and I where at the pub and we met a lovely serving wench and one thing led to another and well you know...&quot;*smack!*Henry crawls back to the table, blood pouring from another minor head injury.&quot;What possessed a fine, upstanding young paladin to have affairs outside of good wholesome wedlock then? I suppose its not so bad a sin.&quot;A nervous silence between the two ensues.&quot;Well father, my only education on such matters was from some naughty scrolls Hagar and I found when we where clearing out that temple of elemental evil.&quot;*smack!*&quot;So what did ye learn from these naughty scrolls? And what manner of deeds have ye done!&quot;&quot;Well, like I learned from the scrolls... well pictures mostly, I did what I did with the scrolls and hid her in my saddlebags under the blanket.&quot;*Smack!*&quot;Thats a sin indeed, but not without redemption yet... unless theres something ye not be tellin me...&quot;&quot;Well, like with the scrolls I loaned her to Hagar a week later...&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Thresher, post: 1149322, member: 9983"] ok, here goes an attempt at something origonal... Sir Henry the paladin walks into his local temple of St Cuthbert looking for atonement, Father Brian, a cranky old geezer rubs the stubble on his chin and hefts his cudgel in anticipation at having to educate another fool. "So what brings ye here today young Sir Henry?" Father Brian's voice booms over the courtyard and Henry shuffles nervously. "I fear I may have committed a mortal sin Father." ..... "Well ye better come inside and tell me about it..." The pair go inside and sit down in Father Brian's study after the door is bolted shut. "Out with it then boy! What manner of foul sins have ye commited!" "Father, I must confess, Im not a virgin anymore. I met a woman..." *smack!* Reeling, Henry picks himself off the floor and sits down at the table again and rubs the lump on his head while Brian lays the cudgel down at his side again. "So how did this happen then?" "Well, Hagar the Barbarian and I where at the pub and we met a lovely serving wench and one thing led to another and well you know..." *smack!* Henry crawls back to the table, blood pouring from another minor head injury. "What possessed a fine, upstanding young paladin to have affairs outside of good wholesome wedlock then? I suppose its not so bad a sin." A nervous silence between the two ensues. "Well father, my only education on such matters was from some naughty scrolls Hagar and I found when we where clearing out that temple of elemental evil." *smack!* "So what did ye learn from these naughty scrolls? And what manner of deeds have ye done!" "Well, like I learned from the scrolls... well pictures mostly, I did what I did with the scrolls and hid her in my saddlebags under the blanket." *Smack!* "Thats a sin indeed, but not without redemption yet... unless theres something ye not be tellin me..." "Well, like with the scrolls I loaned her to Hagar a week later..." [/QUOTE]

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