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<blockquote data-quote="MerakSpielman" data-source="post: 1149597" data-attributes="member: 7464">Three guys die and go to heaven. St. Peter shows up at the Pearly Gates and says, &quot;Welcome to heaven boys! Come on in and make yourselves at home, just be sure not to step on any of the ducks.&quot;&nbsp;Sure enough there are ducks all over heaven. The first guy only makes it a day before he steps on a duck. St. peter shows up right away with the ugliest woman any of the three men have ever seen and chains her to the poor guy. &quot;This is your punishment for stepping on one of god's ducks!&quot; Peter tells him, &quot;You spend eternity chained to this woman.&quot; &nbsp;The next guy makes it a week before he screws up and steps on a duck too. The same thing happens to him. &nbsp;The third guy is really freaked by this so he is extra careful around the ducks. A month goes by with no mishaps when suddenly Peter shows up with the most beautiful woman the guy has ever seen and chains her to him. The guy is amazed. He says to the woman, &quot;I wish I knew what I did to deserve this!&quot; and she says, &quot;Yeah, me too. All i did was step on a damn duck!&quot;*ba-dum-CHING!*</blockquote>

[QUOTE="MerakSpielman, post: 1149597, member: 7464"] Three guys die and go to heaven. St. Peter shows up at the Pearly Gates and says, "Welcome to heaven boys! Come on in and make yourselves at home, just be sure not to step on any of the ducks." Sure enough there are ducks all over heaven. The first guy only makes it a day before he steps on a duck. St. peter shows up right away with the ugliest woman any of the three men have ever seen and chains her to the poor guy. "This is your punishment for stepping on one of god's ducks!" Peter tells him, "You spend eternity chained to this woman." The next guy makes it a week before he screws up and steps on a duck too. The same thing happens to him. The third guy is really freaked by this so he is extra careful around the ducks. A month goes by with no mishaps when suddenly Peter shows up with the most beautiful woman the guy has ever seen and chains her to him. The guy is amazed. He says to the woman, "I wish I knew what I did to deserve this!" and she says, "Yeah, me too. All i did was step on a damn duck!" *ba-dum-CHING!* [/QUOTE]

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