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<blockquote data-quote="Bjorn Doneerson" data-source="post: 1150038" data-attributes="member: 1468">This holy man goes to the dentist to have a tooth pulled.&nbsp; The Dentists goes to inject the novocaine, but the holy man stops.&nbsp; When the dentist asks why this is, the holy man responds &quot;I am trying to transcend dental medication.&quot;&nbsp; ching-dum-buh..err...reverse thatThis vulture is getting onto a plane with dead weasels.&nbsp; The stewardess stops him and says &quot;Sorry, sir, only one Carrion per passenger&quot;buh-dum-chingAs soon as the lake thaws after the winter, Ephus, Cletus, and Lem, decide to go fishing.&nbsp; All of a sudden, Lem falls overboard, and sinks to the bottom.&nbsp; Knowing Lem can't swim a stroke, Ephus dives in afterward and pulls him up.&nbsp; Lem isn't breathing, so Ephus gives him mouth to mouth.&nbsp; Ephus says to Cletus &quot;You know, I don't remember Lem's breath being this bad.&quot;&nbsp; Cletus responds funny I don't remember him wearing a snowmobile suit either.&nbsp; (This joke is actually modified from a skit from a radio station.)</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Bjorn Doneerson, post: 1150038, member: 1468"] This holy man goes to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The Dentists goes to inject the novocaine, but the holy man stops. When the dentist asks why this is, the holy man responds "I am trying to transcend dental medication." ching-dum-buh..err...reverse that This vulture is getting onto a plane with dead weasels. The stewardess stops him and says "Sorry, sir, only one Carrion per passenger" buh-dum-ching As soon as the lake thaws after the winter, Ephus, Cletus, and Lem, decide to go fishing. All of a sudden, Lem falls overboard, and sinks to the bottom. Knowing Lem can't swim a stroke, Ephus dives in afterward and pulls him up. Lem isn't breathing, so Ephus gives him mouth to mouth. Ephus says to Cletus "You know, I don't remember Lem's breath being this bad." Cletus responds funny I don't remember him wearing a snowmobile suit either. (This joke is actually modified from a skit from a radio station.) [/QUOTE]

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