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<blockquote data-quote="Kae'Yoss" data-source="post: 1151844" data-attributes="member: 4134"><p>His lordship is hosting another of his big hunts, and behold, the game was plenty! Seven Rabbits, three Bucks, two dozen Ducks, five deers, one beater.... oh shot! They call the doctor at once, but he can't do anything. "Well, the shot in the leg wasn't so severe," he says, "'twas the gutting that got him in the end."</p><p></p><p>*bum-da-ching-whatever*</p><p></p><p>Frank and Jimmi are out in the forest hunting. After they have been hunting for a couple of hours, Jimmi treads on a twig, Frank startles, turns around and shoots him in the stomach. Nervously, he takes out his cell phone and calls the emergency number. The lady on the other end of the line answers and asks for his distress. "I shot my friend! I think I've killed him. What shall I do?" "Calm down, sir. At first, check if he's really dead." After that, she hears a loud BANG! "Checked. What now?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Kae'Yoss, post: 1151844, member: 4134"] His lordship is hosting another of his big hunts, and behold, the game was plenty! Seven Rabbits, three Bucks, two dozen Ducks, five deers, one beater.... oh shot! They call the doctor at once, but he can't do anything. "Well, the shot in the leg wasn't so severe," he says, "'twas the gutting that got him in the end." *bum-da-ching-whatever* Frank and Jimmi are out in the forest hunting. After they have been hunting for a couple of hours, Jimmi treads on a twig, Frank startles, turns around and shoots him in the stomach. Nervously, he takes out his cell phone and calls the emergency number. The lady on the other end of the line answers and asks for his distress. "I shot my friend! I think I've killed him. What shall I do?" "Calm down, sir. At first, check if he's really dead." After that, she hears a loud BANG! "Checked. What now?" [/QUOTE]
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