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<blockquote data-quote="Mathew_Freeman" data-source="post: 5048943" data-attributes="member: 1846">Best worst joke ever. Try this:There are two friends, John and Sanfran. They are good friends, but they die, and John goes to Heaven and Sanfran goes to Hell. Such is life (and death).After a few weeks, John asks permission of God to ring his old friend Sanfran and see how he's doing. God, being infinitely just and merciful, agrees.&quot;Hey Sanfran! It's your old buddy John! How're things down in Hell?&quot;&quot;It's fantastic! We have all these drugs, and dancing, and music, and hot women, I never get any sleep it's just one long hedonistic party after another! How is it up in Heaven, old pal?&quot;&quot;To be honest, it's pretty boring. All I'm allowed to do is sit around, polish my halo and play my harp.&quot;Sanfran considers this, and says &quot;Well, why don't you ask God if you can come down for a night out?&quot;&quot;Uh, OK, it can't hurt!&quot;So John goes back to God and asks Him, in His infinite justice and mercy, if he, John, can go down to Hell for one night out to see his lifelong friend Sanfran. God considers this, and agrees, on two conditions. One, John must be back by midnight and Two, he must take his harp with him. John reckons this sounds fair and off he goes.Riding down the Celestial Elevator (with Handel's Messiah on repeat for lift music), eventually he arrives in Hell and meets his old friend Sanfran. They have the wildest night ever, going from club to club, seeing the most amazing dancing, listening to the most amazing music and drinking the finest cocktails known to man. The clubs are wonderful, the dancing is wonderful, the drinks are wonderful and John has an unbelievably good time.Suddenly, John realises it's nearly midnight, bids his friend farewell and runs back to the Celestial Elevator. As it grinds it's way back up to Heaven he hopes he's made it back in time. The doors open.God is waiting for him. Looking him over, God says &quot;You have returned in time, John. But I must ask you - where is your harp?&quot;And John says &quot;Oh no! I left my harp in Sanfran's disco!&quot;*ba-dum-ching!*</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Mathew_Freeman, post: 5048943, member: 1846"] Best worst joke ever. Try this: There are two friends, John and Sanfran. They are good friends, but they die, and John goes to Heaven and Sanfran goes to Hell. Such is life (and death). After a few weeks, John asks permission of God to ring his old friend Sanfran and see how he's doing. God, being infinitely just and merciful, agrees. "Hey Sanfran! It's your old buddy John! How're things down in Hell?" "It's fantastic! We have all these drugs, and dancing, and music, and hot women, I never get any sleep it's just one long hedonistic party after another! How is it up in Heaven, old pal?" "To be honest, it's pretty boring. All I'm allowed to do is sit around, polish my halo and play my harp." Sanfran considers this, and says "Well, why don't you ask God if you can come down for a night out?" "Uh, OK, it can't hurt!" So John goes back to God and asks Him, in His infinite justice and mercy, if he, John, can go down to Hell for one night out to see his lifelong friend Sanfran. God considers this, and agrees, on two conditions. One, John must be back by midnight and Two, he must take his harp with him. John reckons this sounds fair and off he goes. Riding down the Celestial Elevator (with Handel's Messiah on repeat for lift music), eventually he arrives in Hell and meets his old friend Sanfran. They have the wildest night ever, going from club to club, seeing the most amazing dancing, listening to the most amazing music and drinking the finest cocktails known to man. The clubs are wonderful, the dancing is wonderful, the drinks are wonderful and John has an unbelievably good time. Suddenly, John realises it's nearly midnight, bids his friend farewell and runs back to the Celestial Elevator. As it grinds it's way back up to Heaven he hopes he's made it back in time. The doors open. God is waiting for him. Looking him over, God says "You have returned in time, John. But I must ask you - where is your harp?" And John says "Oh no! I left my harp in Sanfran's disco!" *ba-dum-ching!* [/QUOTE]

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